Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff  (Read 5282 times)

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Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« on: August 11, 2017, 01:58:08 PM »
*refnok*


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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2017, 07:51:21 PM »
it's me now isn't it? this is the actual semi-final right?

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2017, 07:56:38 PM »
Yes!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2017, 07:59:11 PM »
cool. right then. need to have a think about this one

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2017, 02:49:12 PM »
huaaahooo...ahhhhfuggit



this one... got away from me. ran out of time. soz aboot that.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2017, 03:34:53 PM »
Nice - but didn't you have another twenty-four hours?

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2017, 04:23:40 PM »
Probably... i dunno... i'm not made of clocks Cerys.



Or am I?


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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2017, 04:39:29 PM »
I'm very disappointed that you aren't made of clocks.  Clocks are great.

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2017, 09:01:03 PM »
It was a typo, he meant "cocks". And by "made" he meant "full". And by "not" he meant














c o m p l e t e l y











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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2017, 06:04:47 PM »
*cock*


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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2017, 06:11:15 PM »
Oooh that's clever.. and good... clever and good.


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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2017, 06:25:00 PM »
But - but I thought our forbidden love would last forever!

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2017, 05:26:55 AM »
This is going to be a close one.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2017, 06:00:15 PM »
If i'm reading the marquis correctly I believe he's implying that Cerys last shot was mediocre at best and I still have a fighting chance if I can just pull my clock out.


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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2017, 06:05:57 PM »
Clocks out for the lads whores!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2017, 09:44:58 PM »
poc, poc, poc....
poc, poc, poc....
poc, poc...
poc, poc, poc
huuuurnnnuuhgh!!!


Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2017, 10:04:27 PM »
Lovely match, you guys. I think I like the serve the best of all the shots, although I also liked the direction Ploff took the match in, and all four were very good wrongs. It's a difficult choice.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2017, 10:10:04 PM »
Sploff for the last. Though Cerys's second deserves a mention.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2017, 10:16:07 PM »
ploff for his first

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2017, 10:38:57 PM »
I was right, it's close. But my vote goes to....


[excessively long X Factor pause]













....Ploff!

Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2017, 10:39:32 PM »
Very close, but Cerys gets my vote.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2017, 12:03:08 AM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2017, 01:18:16 AM »
Ploff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2017, 09:41:00 AM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2017, 09:48:52 AM »
Really close...... But Ploff.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2017, 12:20:55 PM »
Ploff. Just.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2017, 10:15:10 PM »
Ploff for the amazon shot

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2017, 04:08:27 AM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2017, 03:37:55 PM »
I'm preparing for my McEnroe moment.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2017 Semi-Final: Cerys vs Spoon of Ploff
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2017, 05:00:43 PM »
WimbleWrong 2016 has let itself go.