an OXFORD WANK

the science eel · August 30, 2017, 06:30:33 PM

What would it entail?

Smeraldina Rima · August 30, 2017, 06:56:47 PM

You cum into a condom then carry it around waving it in everyone's face for the rest of your life.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · August 30, 2017, 07:02:09 PM

You grip the shaft as you would the seam of a cricket ball

Then wank

Glebe · August 31, 2017, 12:48:01 AM

Inspector Morse tells Lewis he's going for an Oxford 'lunch' with a wink and a rude hand motion as he goes.

hamfist · August 31, 2017, 08:15:13 PM

You rub, tug, squeeze, and shoot.

Cuellar · August 31, 2017, 08:31:54 PM

Thump a tramp then cum.

JoeyBananaduck · September 01, 2017, 10:52:14 AM

Quote from: Cuellar on August 31, 2017, 08:31:54 PM
Thump a tramp then cum.

Dale Winton, Channel 5, 1999.

Sorry, wrong thread.

the science eel · September 11, 2017, 05:05:14 PM

wanky woo?

and piss/shit?

LEAVE IT

JoeyBananaduck · September 12, 2017, 12:10:03 AM

Quote from: the science eel on September 11, 2017, 05:05:14 PM
wanky woo?

White brasso and/or dicky back ride.