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Would you rather cum shit or shit cum?

Started by Chairman Bodog, September 14, 2017, 10:34:00 PM

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WOULD YOU RATHER SHIT CUM OR CUM SHIT?

CUM SHIT
2 (14.3%)
SHIT CUM
12 (85.7%)
Watch and wank like the cuckold fairy you so desperately want to be
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Chairman Bodog


biggytitbo

...and we'll finish the there, thank you for your time, we have a few more people to interview and then we'll be in touch.

DukeDeMondo

When do we shit this cum, if shitting cum is the man for us? Will it happen willy nilly, or will it only happen when we orgasm?

I need to know the answer to that before I can decide one way or the other.

pancreas

^ This is very important. Shit is much less pleasant than cum, so you'd easily swap out some or all of a shit for an equal amount of cum, unless it's tied to other activities.

cptspalding

A nice whiteish-cleggy-poo is better than some cream-brown fetid cock spurt, I reckon.

DukeDeMondo

#5
Also, if, for the sake of argument, we do decide to cum shit, is that the only shit that's in us, or is there other shit still coming out our arse from time to time? And if so, if we're both cumming shit and shitting shit, is there anything left for the poor old cum to do? Maybe we could sweat the cum out of us on hot days.

Anyway it's all a nonsense. Nobody wants to cum shit. Imagine. Lying on the broad of your back wiping away at a dungy shaft and a skittery bell with a handful of wet kitchen roll.

I suppose the precum would have to be a series of farts. Farting out the end of yourself over the head of an ASMR video on YouTube that's about to force a steamer down your wrist.

It's just not on.

popcorn

Indeed, Duke.

The costs of cumming shit are high indeed. There'd have to be some serious downsides about shitting cum for me not to take that route.

In many ways, shitting cum sounds like an improvement over shitting shit. There'd presumably be no more difficult stools - it'd just shoot right out of you. It smells much better than shit. And it would assist the Japanese pornography industry no end.

Would I shit cum in same quantities I currently shit shit, or the quantities I cum cum? If it's the former, no problem. The latter, even better.

The only thing that would concern me would be control. Like I said, the slippery consistency of cum might make diarrhoea a problem. Even then, though, I'd rather be filling my pants with cum than shit.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


poo


Chairman Bodog

The amount of cum that you shit is the same amount as your shit.

The amount of shit that you cum is the same amount as your cum.

Would you rather a flume of todge gristle back cunt cannoned and muller rice streaky, or holden squirm butter drop for poppin mud.

Steven

Quote from: Chairman Bodog on September 15, 2017, 10:47:13 PM
The amount of cum that you shit is the same amount as your shit.

That then. You'd make a killing at the sperm bank.

QuoteThe amount of shit that you cum is the same amount as your cum.

Conversely you wouldn't make much doing German scat-porn.

Swings and Roundabouts.

cptspalding

Quote from: Chairman Bodog on September 15, 2017, 10:47:13 PM
The amount of cum that you shit is the same amount as your shit.

The amount of shit that you cum is the same amount as your cum.

And the love you take is equal to the love you make.

That being said, I'll still go for the arse cum pls rather than fetid japsquirt.

JoeyBananaduck

Quote from: cptspalding on September 16, 2017, 12:09:04 AM
And the love you take is equal to the love you make.

That being said, I'll still go for the arse cum pls rather than fetid japsquirt.

Doesn't the novelty aspect hold any sway? Fellas, fellas....we're all men of the world, and many is the man who has in fact shitted cum. Cumming shit? Ah, that's a different kettle of fish.

Chairman Bodog

I think everyone is forgetting how clot viscous and stringy clap gunge is. It's going to cling to your guffer hairs like a melted truffle on a hot rug.

Also, the pullback gravy that forths if you pick cum shit is liquid diarrhoea. Does that swing any floater voters?

thraxx


Jesus wept. I elect vasectomy, colostomy, liquid diet and celibacy. Pure heavy thread, man, fuck sake.

Chairman Bodog

Quote from: Steven on September 15, 2017, 10:58:17 PM
Conversely you wouldn't make much doing German scat-porn.

That's where you're wrong, mangfango. Imagine the scat moguls that would pay top bangblow bucks for a brother that could jet mud pudding from his luncheon truncheon.

Chairman Bodog

Added a poll to settle this detrituspurt clotted cream and cranker crap once and for all.

popcorn

Quote from: Chairman Bodog on September 16, 2017, 05:34:44 PM
I think everyone is forgetting how clot viscous and stringy clap gunge is. It's going to cling to your guffer hairs like a melted truffle on a hot rug.

You can fiddle the scale all you want, man. This is a foregone conclusion. No one but no one is going to cum shit when they could be shitting cum.

pancreas

yeah. Sorry, Bodog, but yon popcorn man here above has his finger right on the money button. In fact, this whole thread is like a metaphor for cumming shit: a rancid sex-lindor of excremental cream and people are spitting it the fuck out.

Chairman Bodog

There's got to be at least one pervert here that'll make a case.

Yes. Just what you were already saying about the clean up job of some cum sticking around the arse and growing crusty. It would be less messy to cum shit. I imagine the people who voted so far own bidets or handy showers. Without that luxury you're doing a handstand in the shower while the cum that comes off falls into your hair.

JoeyBananaduck

Also were one to cum a turd, for a brief moment one would appeart to have the most magnificent and tumescent ram rod ever beheld. Selfie time! Just remember to crop out the wingtip of the turd emerging from your forsk,

Shitting cum on the other hand seems like something an old man might do after a long live.

Chairman Bodog

What if the cum that you shit still stunk of shit and the shit that you cum still stunk of cum? Does this sway any fencers and swordsmen?

JoeyBananaduck

In the end the cum you shit smells equal to the shit you cum. Abbey Road says so.


pancreas


Chairman Bodog