LICK MY CUNT DRY YOU WORM!

[The Masked Unit]

I might, I said i fucking MIGHT suck the piss out of your bladder through your floppy knob using a Dyson handheld, you daft bloody shitlord.

[The Masked Unit]

Come on mate crack on and whack it up my arse you big wally.

[The Masked Unit]

Brace yourself love because this is going to be genuinely unpleasant for the both of us.

[poo]

IT'S DREDGEPORK TIME YOU HAPLESS CRETIN

That one made some wine come out of my nose

[JoeyBananaduck]

TIME TO TASTE MY CLAGNUTS, SILLY SAUSAGE!

[JoeyBananaduck]

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG, FUCK-WIMPLE!

[up_the_hampipe]

THIMBLE MY PUCKERED ARSE UNTIL IT CRIES RED, YOU SNIVELING SANDWICH ARTIST!

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

BREAK MY ACHING THROB SHIT TITS

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

FORCE IT! FUCKING FORCE IT YOU DEMENTED TWAT FIEND

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

KNEEL UNDERFOOT YOU PISSMOP AND FIX MY ROUTER

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

SHAG MY GUMS YOU HENRY

[up_the_hampipe]

GO DOWN TESCO AND SIT ON THE BREAD, YOU NIPPLE

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

RE-POT A HOUSEPLANT IN THE SHITPOT OF YOUR ARSE AND LET ME METAPHORICALLY WATER IT, YOU IDIOT

[popcorn]

CALL THE POLICE

[Beagle 2]

HARDER NO NOT THAT HARD NO SLIGHTLY HARDER NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK ALL THIS NEEDS DISINFECTING

[JoeyBananaduck]

GET YOUR HEAD DOWN THE BOWL AND TASTE THE RAINBOW, SOFT LAD!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

LET MY ANGRY ARSE SCREAM AT YOU

[Beagle 2]

RATE SECTIONS OF MY FANNY YOU DOOMED MAYFLY

[DukeDeMondo]

STARTLE MY SPREADSHEET YOU HONKY TONK PARIAH

[up_the_hampipe]

GET TALLER, YOU CONCEPT

[dex]

PUT THE WIG ON, YOU DUTCH CUNT!

[dex]

ROAR LIKE A LION, YOU QUADRASPAZZED GIMPCHILD!

[Dex Sawash]

MAKE ME A CUP OF BEDTIME TEA BEFORE YOU GO SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT

[Steven]

AGENT COOPER, TWEAK MY FORMICA NIPPLE YOU MANKY CACKING SHITPOUCH

[DukeDeMondo]

WET MY GUTS YOU HOAX

[popcorn]

GET THE WHITE HOUSE ON THE PHONE

[popcorn]

KNACKER YOUR BALLSACK UNTIL YOU'VE SICKED UP YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE

[up_the_hampipe]

INVEST IN MY SALIVA, YOU MOULD

[hamfist]

RAID MY BISCUIT TIN YOU CAMP PECKISH HITLER

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

CORBYN ME RIGHT IN MY FUNNEL