LICK MY CUNT DRY YOU WORM!

[dex]

PUT THE BREAD IN THE SATCHEL. READ THE SCROLL. YOU FUCKING LIMP WRISTED HIPSTER LAME-O

[Mr Eggs]

SHIT INSIDE HIM AND THEN SHIT INSIDE ME OR I WONT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH.

[Mr Eggs]

STOP SHITTING NOW! FFS.

[DukeDeMondo]

LISTEN WITHOUT PREJUDICE YOU TONSIL

[pancreas]

EXPLAIN THE FORMATION OF OXBOW LAKES, TEACHER!

[Mr Eggs]

WIGAN FATTY FUCK MY DEAD DAUGHTER YOU CUMBRIAN PIG TWAT.

[Paul Calf]

LOL MY RANDOM GILBO FUCKING BAGGINS

[Beagle 2]

STIPPLE MY ARSEFLAPS LIKE A SPURNED MURNAGHAN

[Neville Chamberlain]

BRING ME A MARMITE SANDWICH, YOU THUNDERING TESTICLE.

[popcorn]

SQUEEZE HIS HAND OFF. SQUEEZE HIS HAND OFF

[JoeyBananaduck]

MY TEETH ARE BLEEDING! YOU POKED HIS OTHER EYE OUT! FUCKER DIDN'T EVEN SAY THANK YOU.

[Steven]

SKELETOR MY FRAGGLE HOLE YOU MUSKERHOUND FUCK

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

BELM IN MY GAYCUM YOU DRIBBLE

[kittens]

STEAL MY LAPTOP YOU NOTHING

[kittens]

GIMME FIVE MATE

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

MY TURDS ARE WRONG

[dex]

PISS IN MY TOASTER YOU SHITCUNT MINI BABYBEL!

[JoeyBananaduck]

RIMJOB?!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING RIMJOB IN A SECOND YOU TOADYING, BILLIGERENT MASS OF CONTRADICTIONS!

[up_the_hampipe]

FALL OUT WITH THE IN-LAWS, YOU QUAVER

[dex]

SHOUT AT ME! CALL ME A BAD FATHER!

[JoeyBananaduck]

GARGLE! RIGHT NOW! NO NOT MY VAGINAL FLUIDS, SOME CORSODYL! HA! FOOLED YOU, YOU GORMLESS PILLOCK.

[Kane Jones]

I WILL NOW SHIT IN YOUR EYES, YOU WOEFULLY INADEQUATE SOD

[Replies From View]

STOP READING THE LABEL ON THAT LIPTONICE BOTTLE, YOU UPTURNED TUPPERWARE CONTAINER OF LUKEWARM SUET.

[poo]

I SAID WANK ME TILL I DIE YOU GOPPING CUNT.

[JoeyBananaduck]

TARRY NOT WITH MY FANNY FLAPS, KNAVE!

[hamfist]

BASTE MY YEASTY BIFFIN YOU PALLID GOTH CRUMPET

[JoeyBananaduck]

I JANE, YOU TARZAN. MOTT CLUNGE, HAIRY FOOL.

[dex]

WELL, THAT BROKEN BOTTLE ISN'T GOING TO DISLODGE ITSELF IS IT? FUCKING DOC MARTEN ARSECANDLE!

[hamfist]

SPATCHCOCK MY POUSSIN YOU ARROGANT GALLIC GASTRONOME

[DangledTeeth]

MASTICATE ON A QUIM THISTLE, YOU BRAIN-DEAD PADLOCK OF PREJUDICE!