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Morrissey continues.

Started by Thomas, September 18, 2017, 11:59:34 PM

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ToneLa

#480
How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feed?
I'll Never Be Anybody's size-Zero Now
Irish Blood, English Fat
It's Hard To Walk Tall When You're Massive
Let The Right Scone Slip In
Big Man, What Now?
Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Waist
To Me You Are a Work of Fat
Best Chef on the Payroll
He Knows I'd Love to Eat Him
The Gym Is A Question Mark
I Am A Pigsty
Spent The Day In Bed
The Harsh Truth of the Camera Eye

Edit: also Suethead

kalowski


Ferris

William, It Was Really Muffins

kalowski



Ferris


Ferris


Phil_A

Hand In Glove-en (Oven)
Let Me Crisp You
Girl A-fried
The Boy With The Quorn In His Side

Ferris


ToneLa

Barbecuing Begins At Home
Chicken, It Was Really Nothing
Ham Soon Is Now?
Beef, Beef, Beef Let Me Get What I Don't Plant
That's How People Grow Fat
The Waistlines Are No Longer Parallel

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I Know It's Overcooked
There Is A Pilot Light That Never Goes Out
Bigmouth Strikes Again

The Bumlord

Quote from: Satchmo Distel on March 15, 2019, 07:03:31 PM
When did he learn to drive?

I was wondering that. It seems very un-Morrissey.

Natnar

Late Night, Quality Street
I've Changed My Plea To Gluttony
There's A Place In Greggs For Me & My Friends

ToneLa

Quote from: Utterdrivel on March 16, 2019, 10:26:00 AM
I was wondering that. It seems very un-Morrissey.

Mebbe when you write so many songs aboot wanting to have it off with whoever is driving you aboot, it just eventually makes it harder to get a lift

gib

Heaven Knows I Measure More Now

jobotic

The Boy with the (Cream)Horn in his Mouth
Twice a Person
I Know its Pavlova
I Started Something I Could Finish
Never Had Just One Never

My flab? From grilling cheeses. (I have forgiven Jesus)


MattD

Your Gonna Need Some Buns On Your Side
Some Grills Are Bigger Than Others
This Charming Flan

wosl

The Boy With The Thorntons In His Insides
Sweet And Sour Hooligan
Half A Building

What's that scraping sound?

Phil_A



alan nagsworth

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Stuffed Me

Last night, I dreamt
That somebody stuffed me
No coke, no parm
Just another fatty qualm

Last night, I felt
Stretch marks around me
No salve, no balm
Just another chafing garm

So, tell me how long
For crispy wonton?
And tell me how long
Before the bon bons?

My appetite's bold - I know
But it goes on
The buffet's gone cold - I know,
But it goes on

Oh, goes on
And on
Oh, goes on,
And on...

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

The Pie Taster Ritual
Ask (For A Pie In The Pie Shop )
Panic ( Because The Pie Shop Has Sold Out Of Your Favourite Pie )
Frankly, Mr Morrissey (You're A Fat Cunt )
I Keep Mine* Hidden (* My Stock Of Pies When Morrissey Is About, The Fat Cunt)
I Won't Share My Pie With You
(Not ) Miiserable (When I See A ) Pie
Money Changes Everything (You Can Buy Loads Of Pies, Even Dead Expensive Ones From The Pie Counter At Harrods)
Wonderful Woman (Mabel, The Girl Who Works Behind The Counter At Greggs, And Slips Me The Odd Free Pie Every Now And Again )
Last Night I Dreamt I Wasn't Such A Fat Cunt

Natnar


Pauline Walnuts

Quote from: Neomod on March 15, 2019, 01:26:31 PM
1996

The year Morrissey morphed from an effete youth into a manual labourer.

You're welcome.

Oh and 'Still Hungry'

Quote from: Satchmo Distel on March 15, 2019, 07:03:31 PM
When did he learn to drive?

Quote from: ajsmith2 on March 16, 2019, 12:18:59 PM
Mid 90s apparently.

Coincidence? Or something more sinister?

daf

#506
Learning to drive began
In nineteen ninety-three
(which was rather late for he) -
Between the end of The Lawnmower Man
And Sunscreem's first LP.

Big Gut Scoffs Again
The Queen Is Overfed
Curl A Fried
Obese Obese Obese Let Me Eat What I Want


Ferris

These childish puns are really making me laugh.

Reel Around The Pie-Tin