Author Topic: Morrissey continues.  (Read 45294 times)

thecuriousorange

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« Reply #510 on: March 16, 2019, 07:33:44 PM »
Irish Blood English Heart Disease

kalowski

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« Reply #511 on: March 16, 2019, 07:36:39 PM »
Irish (stew) blood (sausage) English (breakfast) (pig's) heart(s)

Absorb the anus burn

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« Reply #512 on: March 16, 2019, 07:37:19 PM »
Everyday I Like Sundae

First big laugh from the Fat Moz list.

Moon Over Kentucky (Fried Chicken)

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« Reply #513 on: March 16, 2019, 10:59:15 PM »
Back To The Old Curry House
All You Need is Ghee
I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris Buns
There Is a Light That Never Goes Out (In Morrissey’s kitchen, cos he’s up all night stuffing his face, the fat bastard)

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« Reply #514 on: March 17, 2019, 12:04:03 AM »
He Knows I'd Love to Flee Gym

You're Gonna Need Yum-Yums By Your Side

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« Reply #515 on: March 17, 2019, 10:03:08 AM »
Lucky Crisp
Blubber Ring

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« Reply #516 on: March 18, 2019, 12:56:28 AM »
Fat Bastards of the World Unite
I Know It's Overweight
Never Had No Diet Ever
Too Fat To Get Through The Cemetery Gates
Some Grills Are Bigger Than Others
The Boy With Some Chips On The Side
Well I Chunder
I Want The Scone I Can't Have
That Belly Isn't Thin Anymore
Spudway
Half A Ton Person


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« Reply #517 on: April 10, 2019, 03:36:21 PM »

daf

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« Reply #518 on: April 10, 2019, 03:45:58 PM »
It'll end in tears - it always does : Bowie, Sparks, Madness.



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« Reply #519 on: April 11, 2019, 01:25:11 AM »
The End Of The Family Line Dancing Class
Yo, Get Me All The Margarine
Pickled Eel, ein paar Lager
Gluttunous Glam
Soufflé Little Children
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Neomod

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« Reply #520 on: April 22, 2019, 02:01:06 AM »
At least his band aren't the worst thing on this. That honour goes to Billie Joe Armstrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3z-aureKFE

It's as camp as Christmas, I love the Nyro original and Fifth Dimension's version so this'll do.

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« Reply #521 on: April 22, 2019, 12:39:33 PM »
At least it proves he can still sing (it's much more melodic than his self-penned work) but there's simply no way that he can do justice to the charm of the song, or any song except his own. I also think he over-enunciates far more these days, like there's likely to a be a hiss at the end of every "s". Your grandad singing with his false teeth in.

He also seems to have had a recent emergency:

http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/2019/04/13/morrissey-medical-emergency-accident-canada-concerts-postoned/

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« Reply #522 on: April 22, 2019, 09:11:25 PM »
Makes it sound like he shat himself.

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« Reply #523 on: April 22, 2019, 09:16:13 PM »
At least it proves he can still sing (it's much more melodic than his self-penned work) but there's simply no way that he can do justice to the charm of the song, or any song except his own. I also think he over-enunciates far more these days, like there's likely to a be a hiss at the end of every "s". Your grandad singing with his false teeth in.

He also seems to have had a recent emergency:

http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/2019/04/13/morrissey-medical-emergency-accident-canada-concerts-postoned/

"Please state the nature of the Morrissey Emergency."


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« Reply #524 on: April 28, 2019, 11:50:43 AM »
How Soon Is Cow (Going To Be Turned Into A Burger (Don't Tell))

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« Reply #525 on: May 01, 2019, 11:31:20 AM »
Moz in 'good new song' shocker!

https://youtu.be/dlebYN8P9N8

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« Reply #526 on: May 02, 2019, 12:08:07 AM »
Hate the fiddle on it but the bass reminds me of "Girl Afraid", in a good way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBC4PofrrS0

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« Reply #527 on: May 02, 2019, 09:02:45 AM »
Moz in 'good new song' shocker!

https://youtu.be/dlebYN8P9N8

thought it was going to go into Malcolm Middleton's 'A Brighter Beat'

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« Reply #528 on: May 02, 2019, 10:14:06 AM »
Some tits are bigger than others



king_tubby

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Funcrusher

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« Reply #530 on: May 09, 2019, 11:33:41 PM »
Couldn't see a badge anywhere in that picture of Stan Laurel.

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« Reply #531 on: May 10, 2019, 03:35:09 AM »

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« Reply #532 on: May 10, 2019, 08:05:01 AM »
Couldn't see a badge anywhere in that picture of Stan Laurel.

You have to click on the picture to see it in full

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« Reply #533 on: May 15, 2019, 03:49:50 PM »
He wore it again last night.

https://pitchfork.com/news/morrissey-wears-far-right-political-party-pin-on-fallon/

Trying to think of a good insult but brain is melting.

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« Reply #534 on: May 15, 2019, 03:56:23 PM »
He wore it again last night.

https://pitchfork.com/news/morrissey-wears-far-right-political-party-pin-on-fallon/

Trying to think of a good insult but brain is melting.

I'd love to know where he gets his news from. Pretty sure he doesn't use the internet  so where could we have gotten a good impression of BF? Even the Sun and Express hate them.

imitationleather

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« Reply #535 on: May 15, 2019, 03:58:51 PM »
He probably had a chat with Anne Marie Waters and she mentioned she liked quorn or something.

The guy is such a fucking douche. I guess there might be some entertainment to be had from reviewing his career from the 1980s onwards with the knowledge that he is actually a complete simpleton, not the tortured artist he was held up as for so long.

Sin Agog

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« Reply #536 on: May 15, 2019, 04:19:01 PM »
He probably had a chat with Anne Marie Waters and she mentioned she liked quorn or something..

That's a point.  I bet For Britain has a considerably higher carnie ratio to some of the more liberal alternatives.

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« Reply #537 on: May 15, 2019, 04:22:24 PM »
Or maybe the animal rights issue is paramount for him and he believes the racism and fascism is a small price to pay to get rid of halal slaughter. Like someone voting for the Nazis because they're against circumcision.

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« Reply #538 on: May 15, 2019, 04:34:19 PM »
There is (or was) a fair amount of goodwill towards him among a certain demographic, here and in America, I reckon. They might not buy his records but they'd listen to him doing a radio show like Jarvis or Iggy or see him at a festival occasionally. He could have a nice retirement if he shut up about all this shit, he wouldn't have to keep scrabbling around releasing crappy records and throwing strops at gigs. He's pissing it all away like a cunt. Oh well.

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« Reply #539 on: May 15, 2019, 06:44:09 PM »
A rush and a push and the land that
We stand on is ours
It has been before
So it shall be again
And people who are uglier than you and I
They take what they need and just leave


A rush and a push and the land
We stand on is ours
It has been before
So why can't it be now?
And people who are weaker than you and I
They take what they want from life



I wonder who he's talking about readers? *wink*