Morrissey continues.

[thecuriousorange]

Irish Blood English Heart Disease

[kalowski]

Irish (stew) blood (sausage) English (breakfast) (pig's) heart(s)

[Absorb the anus burn]

Everyday I Like Sundae

First big laugh from the Fat Moz list.

Moon Over Kentucky (Fried Chicken)

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Back To The Old Curry House
All You Need is Ghee
I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris Buns
There Is a Light That Never Goes Out (In Morrissey's kitchen, cos he's up all night stuffing his face, the fat bastard)

[Ray Travez]

He Knows I'd Love to Flee Gym

You're Gonna Need Yum-Yums By Your Side

[Natnar]

Lucky Crisp
Blubber Ring

[Satchmo Distel]

Fat Bastards of the World Unite
I Know It's Overweight
Never Had No Diet Ever
Too Fat To Get Through The Cemetery Gates
Some Grills Are Bigger Than Others
The Boy With Some Chips On The Side
Well I Chunder
I Want The Scone I Can't Have
That Belly Isn't Thin Anymore
Spudway
Half A Ton Person

[Sebastian Cobb]

https://pitchfork.com/news/morrissey-announces-tour-with-interpol/

teaming up with interpol

[daf]

It'll end in tears - it always does : Bowie, Sparks, Madness.

[dallasman]

The End Of The Family Line Dancing Class
Yo, Get Me All The Margarine
Pickled Eel, ein paar Lager
Gluttunous Glam
Soufflé Little Children

[Neomod]

At least his band aren't the worst thing on this. That honour goes to Billie Joe Armstrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3z-aureKFE

It's as camp as Christmas, I love the Nyro original and Fifth Dimension's version so this'll do.

[Satchmo Distel]

At least it proves he can still sing (it's much more melodic than his self-penned work) but there's simply no way that he can do justice to the charm of the song, or any song except his own. I also think he over-enunciates far more these days, like there's likely to a be a hiss at the end of every "s". Your grandad singing with his false teeth in.

He also seems to have had a recent emergency:

http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/2019/04/13/morrissey-medical-emergency-accident-canada-concerts-postoned/

[holyzombiejesus]

Makes it sound like he shat himself.

[Phil_A]

At least it proves he can still sing (it's much more melodic than his self-penned work) but there's simply no way that he can do justice to the charm of the song, or any song except his own. I also think he over-enunciates far more these days, like there's likely to a be a hiss at the end of every "s". Your grandad singing with his false teeth in.

He also seems to have had a recent emergency:

http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/2019/04/13/morrissey-medical-emergency-accident-canada-concerts-postoned/

"Please state the nature of the Morrissey Emergency."

[Hey, Punk!]

How Soon Is Cow (Going To Be Turned Into A Burger (Don't Tell))

[lazyhour]

Moz in 'good new song' shocker!

https://youtu.be/dlebYN8P9N8

[Satchmo Distel]

Hate the fiddle on it but the bass reminds me of "Girl Afraid", in a good way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBC4PofrrS0

[sevendaughters]

Moz in 'good new song' shocker!

https://youtu.be/dlebYN8P9N8

thought it was going to go into Malcolm Middleton's 'A Brighter Beat'

[Hey, Punk!]

Some tits are bigger than others

[king_tubby]

Oh oh?

https://twitter.com/Mr_Dave_Haslam/status/1126414922450178048

[Funcrusher]

Couldn't see a badge anywhere in that picture of Stan Laurel.

[Satchmo Distel]

[phantom_power]

Couldn't see a badge anywhere in that picture of Stan Laurel.

You have to click on the picture to see it in full

[holyzombiejesus]

He wore it again last night.

https://pitchfork.com/news/morrissey-wears-far-right-political-party-pin-on-fallon/

Trying to think of a good insult but brain is melting.

[sponk]

He wore it again last night.

https://pitchfork.com/news/morrissey-wears-far-right-political-party-pin-on-fallon/

Trying to think of a good insult but brain is melting.

I'd love to know where he gets his news from. Pretty sure he doesn't use the internet  so where could we have gotten a good impression of BF? Even the Sun and Express hate them.

[imitationleather]

He probably had a chat with Anne Marie Waters and she mentioned she liked quorn or something.

The guy is such a fucking douche. I guess there might be some entertainment to be had from reviewing his career from the 1980s onwards with the knowledge that he is actually a complete simpleton, not the tortured artist he was held up as for so long.

[Sin Agog]

He probably had a chat with Anne Marie Waters and she mentioned she liked quorn or something..

That's a point.  I bet For Britain has a considerably higher carnie ratio to some of the more liberal alternatives.

[sponk]

Or maybe the animal rights issue is paramount for him and he believes the racism and fascism is a small price to pay to get rid of halal slaughter. Like someone voting for the Nazis because they're against circumcision.

[poodlefaker]

There is (or was) a fair amount of goodwill towards him among a certain demographic, here and in America, I reckon. They might not buy his records but they'd listen to him doing a radio show like Jarvis or Iggy or see him at a festival occasionally. He could have a nice retirement if he shut up about all this shit, he wouldn't have to keep scrabbling around releasing crappy records and throwing strops at gigs. He's pissing it all away like a cunt. Oh well.

[Howj Begg]

A rush and a push and the land that
We stand on is ours
It has been before
So it shall be again
And people who are uglier than you and I
They take what they need and just leave

A rush and a push and the land
We stand on is ours
It has been before
So why can't it be now?
And people who are weaker than you and I
They take what they want from life


I wonder who he's talking about readers? *wink*