Morrissey continues.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

7. ROBERT, WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT LEAVING THE SEAT UP?

[Custard]

23. Beer Bottle With A Lime, You Slime
47. Oh, I Don't Know What Time It Is
235. Keep Covid To Yourself

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Featuring the single "Where Are My Keys?"

[Mr Banlon]

28. Fuck Off Curry, Hello Tacos

[Video Game Fan 2000]

5. BRAINED MYSELF ON THE SINK WHEN I FELL OVER (I FELL OVER BECAUSE I SHAT MY PANTS)

[PlanktonSideburns]

Morrissey's conception of his sexuality is tied into his conception of whiteness - homoerotic whiteness - so being opposed to both homophobia and immigration is not a contradiction for him. There have always been gay fascists (see Röhm, who wasn't built in a day).

Would be great album title

[The Mollusk]

17. OF COURSE HE'S POLISH (HE COULD HAVE WARNED ME)
24. BOOMER, I HARDLY KNEW 'ER
33. WOKE BLOKE HAD A LIE-IN TODAY

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

29. STANDS BACK IN AMAZEMENT
30. SAY GOODNIGHT, SYD (GOODNIGHT SYD)
31. GEE, MUSKIE, IT WAS REALLY NOTHING

[Chriddof]

artwork by Liam Lynch
photograph by Jean Messenger

There's a Liam Lynch who was a well-known Irish Republican who died in 1923. Jean Messenger seems to not exist, at least as a photographer. (There are a few Facebook profiles with women of that name, but I don't think any of them have that job.) I think these credits might actually be attempts at historical / cultural references as fake names - a bit like how he used the name of "Ann Coates" for the backing vocals in Bigmouth Strikes Again (which was taken from Ancoats in Manchester). Only this time, FashMoz has ballsed up and accidentally chosen the name of someone who shares that first name, and is alive. But if the Sifl & Olly bloke did actually do the cover, I guess that would be the crowning shit thing in his career.

Also I can't quite believe this album exists, and I half-expect it to be proved as a joke.

[Cursus]

27. THE WILDE BRUNCH
42. BURROUGHS' BURROWS
44. NO-MAN IS AN IRELAND

[Butchers Blind]

29.  I'VE GOT NOTHING AGAINST THEM...
47.  NEXT DOOR'S CAT HAS BEEN IN THE GARDEN, AGAIN
55.  THEY'VE CHANGED THE RECIPIE

[Neomod]

Apparently the first single is a cover.



Additionally.. blimey, Murray Melvin's still alive.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

21. CAN WE STOP AT A GARAGE AGAIN (SOMEONE KNOCKED AND I COULDN'T GO)
22. I'M A CUNT

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

23. TERENCE STAMP HAS SOILED HIS UNDERPANTS
24. SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUNGARIAN
25. REGGAE LIKE IT USED TO BE

[Brundle-Fly]

26: MY FRIEND, THE SIKH
27: RAY BROOKS AGAIN
28: I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO (AND I'M SURE YOU HAVE TO)
29: A TEQUILA  FOR MR.TRIMBLE?
30: BOBBY DAZZLED FOR THE SEVENTH TIME.
31: THE LETTERBOX COMPARISON

[Custard]

22. Points Of View (You're Not Allowed Any)
67. I Know That I'm Piling On The Terry, Terri
127. Woke Toke Of A Millennial Cigarette
272. The Bride Got Fingered
931. England 0 Mexico 12

[markburgle]

1000. OH MARGARET WOE IS THEE
1211. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT WE COULD SINK NO LOWER
3009. TO THE SLAUGHTER, WHY I OUGHTA
3010. PORTSMOUTH, PORTSMOUTH, PORTSMOUTH

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

32: THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA (YOU CONTROL MY SORROW)

[Thomas]

There's a Liam Lynch who was a well-known Irish Republican who died in 1923. Jean Messenger seems to not exist, at least as a photographer. (There are a few Facebook profiles with women of that name, but I don't think any of them have that job.) I think these credits might actually be attempts at historical / cultural references as fake names - a bit like how he used the name of "Ann Coates" for the backing vocals in Bigmouth Strikes Again (which was taken from Ancoats in Manchester). Only this time, FashMoz has ballsed up and accidentally chosen the name of someone who shares that first name, and is alive. But if the Sifl & Olly bloke did actually do the cover, I guess that would be the crowning shit thing in his career.

I presume Jean Messenger is a childhood friend, since the cover image is a flop-haired pre-Smiths Morrissey. As noted upthread, Liam Lynch has done a bit of artwork and a video recently.

I understand that the Morrissey Central site, whence announcements (and the occasional sycophantic interview) now trickle, is ineptly run by Morrissey's nephew, so this Liam Lynch character might just be a mate.

[Pauline Walnuts]

There's a Liam Lynch who was a well-known Irish Republican who died in 1923. Jean Messenger seems to not exist, at least as a photographer. (There are a few Facebook profiles with women of that name, but I don't think any of them have that job.) I think these credits might actually be attempts at historical / cultural references as fake names - a bit like how he used the name of "Ann Coates" for the backing vocals in Bigmouth Strikes Again (which was taken from Ancoats in Manchester). Only this time, FashMoz has ballsed up and accidentally chosen the name of someone who shares that first name, and is alive. But if the Sifl & Olly bloke did actually do the cover, I guess that would be the crowning shit thing in his career.

Also I can't quite believe this album exists, and I half-expect it to be proved as a joke.

This is the cover



A Liam Lynch has made at least one promo video for the Moz.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

This is the cover

Screen tests for The Shining II

[Neomod]

This is the cover

Tucker Jenkins: The Wilderness Years

[idunnosomename]

1. LAME COVER
2. OH, A CARTOON SHOW MADE FUN OF ME
3. I'M A STUPID MORON AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
4. HOSE
5. FUCK ME THE INTERNET'S GONE OFF
6. LOST MY KEYS (PT. II)
7. seventh track
8. BARNYARD RODEO

[Custard]

1. I Will Not Peel A Single Orange
2. Don't Ghost Me, Marion
3. Vaccine Roller Derby
4. You Have Marr'ed My Life
5. Jill Dando Shrapnel
6. I Don't Do The Lottery
7. Instant Korma
8. (My Life Was) 11 Plus To Disney+
9. Andy Rouke Scores An Own Goal
10. Keep The Fridge Shut, Four Chins
11. Chinese Lads On The Lawn
12. Salford Suicide Squad

[Video Game Fan 2000]

4. I'VE BEEN ON HOLD SINCE A QUARTER TO THREE (I SHALL TAKE MY CUSTOM ELSEWHERE)

[Levi]

1 GAMES TEACHER TURNED POACHER

2 NEW CAR SMELL

3 YOU WON'T FEEL THE BENIFITS

4 SUCCULANT TRUCULENT

5 DRY STONEWALLER

6 ASPARAGUS DISPARAGUS

7  BUSHELL ON THE BOX

8 DID YOU WANT HELP WITH YOUR PACKING, PABLO?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

21. OH FOR HEAVENS SAKE ITS SPELLED M. O. R. R. I...

[Rev+]

He's become weirdly prolific since he stopped having the slightest whiff of anything to offer though, hasn't he?

That terrible 'stop watching the neeews' song popped into my head the other day, which as an absolute cut-off for me.  This will be the third album he's put out since the one that featured on!  If only he'd had this kind of workrate when he wasn't a grim stereotypical ex-pat pile of greasy cinders.

JAPANESE EXCLUSIVE E.P. WITH SMALL POSTER

1.  REST IS NOT EVEN ADJACENT
2.  MARGARET WAS ALWAYS PART OF IT
3.  JUST TOO SOFT FOR WATFORD
4.  LOS ANGELES YOUTH CLUB NEEDS WORK
5.  ONLY A PRAWN IN WHITBY (cover)

[Kankurette]

1. Hitler Should Have Finished the Job
2. You're the One for Me, Freddie
3. Burnage Bully Boys
4. Halal Deli (With Turkey Sausages)
5. Grouting for Boys
6. Marcus Rashford's Dinner Money
7. Betty
8. Presenters in a Quota
9. Handsome Scally With a Pit Bull

[Custard]

Bonus EP, just for the people from Bognor

1. The Groom Has Three Teeth
2. Heart Shut, Thighs Open
3. Oh, My Smelly Neighbour
4. Caravan Croissant