Author Topic: Morrissey continues.  (Read 42594 times)

ToneLa

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #480 on: March 15, 2019, 08:52:57 PM »
How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feed?
I'll Never Be Anybody's size-Zero Now
Irish Blood, English Fat
It's Hard To Walk Tall When You're Massive
Let The Right Scone Slip In
Big Man, What Now?
Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Waist
To Me You Are a Work of Fat
Best Chef on the Payroll
He Knows I'd Love to Eat Him
The Gym Is A Question Mark
I Am A Pigsty
Spent The Day In Bed
The Harsh Truth of the Camera Eye

Edit: also Suethead
« Last Edit: March 15, 2019, 09:07:24 PM by ToneLa »

kalowski

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #481 on: March 15, 2019, 09:59:44 PM »
You Have Filled Me.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #482 on: March 15, 2019, 10:31:02 PM »
William, It Was Really Muffins

kalowski

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #483 on: March 15, 2019, 10:33:13 PM »
William, It Was Really Muffins
End thread.

Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #484 on: March 15, 2019, 11:37:48 PM »
Still Ill (Type 2 diabetes)

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« Reply #485 on: March 16, 2019, 12:35:32 AM »
Still Ill (Type 2 diabetes)

Girlfriend In A Hypoglycaemic Coma

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« Reply #486 on: March 16, 2019, 12:36:45 AM »
Vicar In A Three-Three

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« Reply #487 on: March 16, 2019, 02:07:57 AM »
Hand In Glove-en (Oven)
Let Me Crisp You
Girl A-fried
The Boy With The Quorn In His Side

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« Reply #488 on: March 16, 2019, 02:45:08 AM »
Meat Is Murder Delicious

ToneLa

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #489 on: March 16, 2019, 02:54:06 AM »
Barbecuing Begins At Home
Chicken, It Was Really Nothing
Ham Soon Is Now?
Beef, Beef, Beef Let Me Get What I Don't Plant
That's How People Grow Fat
The Waistlines Are No Longer Parallel

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I Know It's Overcooked
There Is A Pilot Light That Never Goes Out
Bigmouth Strikes Again

Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #490 on: March 16, 2019, 10:26:00 AM »
When did he learn to drive?

I was wondering that. It seems very un-Morrissey.

Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #491 on: March 16, 2019, 11:17:49 AM »
Late Night, Quality Street
I've Changed My Plea To Gluttony
There's A Place In Greggs For Me & My Friends

ToneLa

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #492 on: March 16, 2019, 11:33:23 AM »
I was wondering that. It seems very un-Morrissey.

Mebbe when you write so many songs aboot wanting to have it off with whoever is driving you aboot, it just eventually makes it harder to get a lift

gib

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #493 on: March 16, 2019, 11:38:49 AM »
Heaven Knows I Measure More Now

Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #494 on: March 16, 2019, 12:11:04 PM »
The Boy with the (Cream)Horn in his Mouth
Twice a Person
I Know its Pavlova
I Started Something I Could Finish
Never Had Just One Never

thecuriousorange

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #495 on: March 16, 2019, 12:16:07 PM »
My flab? From grilling cheeses. (I have forgiven Jesus)

Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #496 on: March 16, 2019, 12:18:59 PM »
When did he learn to drive?

Mid 90s apparently.

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« Reply #497 on: March 16, 2019, 12:20:58 PM »
Your Gonna Need Some Buns On Your Side
Some Grills Are Bigger Than Others
This Charming Flan

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« Reply #498 on: March 16, 2019, 12:39:57 PM »
The Boy With The Thorntons In His Insides
Sweet And Sour Hooligan
Half A Building

What's that scraping sound?

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« Reply #499 on: March 16, 2019, 12:51:29 PM »
Irish Pud, English Tart

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« Reply #500 on: March 16, 2019, 12:53:26 PM »
Get Off The Stodge

alan nagsworth

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« Reply #501 on: March 16, 2019, 01:03:19 PM »
Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Stuffed Me

Last night, I dreamt
That somebody stuffed me
No coke, no parm
Just another fatty qualm

Last night, I felt
Stretch marks around me
No salve, no balm
Just another chafing garm

So, tell me how long
For crispy wonton?
And tell me how long
Before the bon bons?

My appetite's bold - I know
But it goes on
The buffet's gone cold - I know,
But it goes on

Oh, goes on
And on
Oh, goes on,
And on...

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #502 on: March 16, 2019, 01:18:59 PM »

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #503 on: March 16, 2019, 01:25:10 PM »
The Pie Taster Ritual
Ask (For A Pie In The Pie Shop )
Panic ( Because The Pie Shop Has Sold Out Of Your Favourite Pie )
Frankly, Mr Morrissey (You're A Fat Cunt )
I Keep Mine* Hidden (* My Stock Of Pies When Morrissey Is About, The Fat Cunt)
I Won't Share My Pie With You
(Not ) Miiserable (When I See A ) Pie
Money Changes Everything (You Can Buy Loads Of Pies, Even Dead Expensive Ones From The Pie Counter At Harrods)
Wonderful Woman (Mabel, The Girl Who Works Behind The Counter At Greggs, And Slips Me The Odd Free Pie Every Now And Again )
Last Night I Dreamt I Wasn't Such A Fat Cunt

Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #504 on: March 16, 2019, 02:00:54 PM »
Everyday I Like Sundae

Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #505 on: March 16, 2019, 03:43:04 PM »
1996

The year Morrissey morphed from an effete youth into a manual labourer.

You're welcome.

Oh and 'Still Hungry'

When did he learn to drive?

Mid 90s apparently.

Coincidence? Or something more sinister?

daf

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #506 on: March 16, 2019, 03:54:21 PM »
Learning to drive began
In nineteen ninety-three
(which was rather late for he) -
Between the end of The Lawnmower Man
And Sunscreem's first LP.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2019, 04:06:06 PM by daf »

Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #507 on: March 16, 2019, 05:12:15 PM »
Big Gut Scoffs Again
The Queen Is Overfed
Curl A Fried
Obese Obese Obese Let Me Eat What I Want

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« Reply #508 on: March 16, 2019, 05:37:52 PM »
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FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #509 on: March 16, 2019, 06:55:27 PM »
These childish puns are really making me laugh.

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