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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #750 on: January 10, 2020, 10:47:08 PM »
are those titles made up or real?

01. Denise, Your Net Curtains Could Do With A Rinse.
02. Today Was Worse Than Yesterday, Tomorrow Will Be Worse Still.
03. Leave It, Barry.

Featuring some of my own artwork, this thread

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,57178.0.html

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Morrissey continues.
« Reply #751 on: January 11, 2020, 08:43:05 AM »
Why is there a new Morrissey album coming out already? Wasn't the last one like about six months ago?

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« Reply #752 on: January 11, 2020, 10:57:47 AM »
Morrissey is milking the cash cow that is his fickle fan base by bombarding it with product regardless of quality.

On album track titles, sorry for the self-quote but I'm still quite proud of:

Bengali Stole Our Chippy
Vicar In A Choirboy
Goebbels on Platforms
That Bloke Doesn't Like Fanny Anymore

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« Reply #753 on: January 11, 2020, 02:55:07 PM »
03. Leave It, Barry.

This has such rich potential for some Hairdresser on Fire-esque yodelling in the chorus (Leaaaaaave it, Barry! Ooooooh, leaaaave, it Barry! Oh-oh oh-oh ohhhhhhhhh-oh!) I've half a mind to actually turn it into a real song.

*grabs Parker pen and Basildon Bond notepaper*

You're a bookish young man/
stood by the kebab shop/
with no clue about the fate that away-ay-aits you.

At the hands of plebs/
wide boys and teds/
and probably some darkies, too-oo-oo-oooo


'Kinell, this stuff writes itself!


« Last Edit: January 11, 2020, 03:33:35 PM by kngen »

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« Reply #754 on: January 11, 2020, 08:33:36 PM »
08. I  Smelled Curry On My Woman's Own
09. You Have To Be Educated To Understand

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« Reply #755 on: January 11, 2020, 09:03:23 PM »
Find the real one

Dragged Queen
Medicine ball diagnosis
The prefect crime
Don't make fun of daddy's voice
November was the cruellest month
Class clown
Shifty Sharon
My heart is bursting
Shut that door

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« Reply #756 on: January 12, 2020, 12:09:41 PM »
Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice, innit?

The rest are actually quite plausible ( well, maybe not the last one) to the point where I suspected you of putting more than one genuine Mozsong in there.

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« Reply #757 on: January 12, 2020, 12:25:39 PM »
Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice, innit?

And a great song it is too.

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« Reply #758 on: January 13, 2020, 06:19:54 PM »
Glasgow's Monorail Records have tweeted "Just so you know, like many of our colleagues we won't be stocking the new Morrissey album." I know Spillers did this with the last one but wonder if anyone else is opting not to stock it.

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« Reply #759 on: January 13, 2020, 08:13:17 PM »
Glasgow's Monorail Records have tweeted "Just so you know, like many of our colleagues we won't be stocking the new Morrissey album."

I really do wish they'd fuck off with that shit.

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« Reply #760 on: January 13, 2020, 08:15:49 PM »
What shit?

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« Reply #761 on: January 13, 2020, 08:28:04 PM »
My local HMV has Burzum section. I saw that, went wtf, and put all the cds I'd picked up back on the shelves and walked out.

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« Reply #762 on: January 13, 2020, 08:52:20 PM »
Euronymous stans really need to get over it.

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« Reply #763 on: January 14, 2020, 09:24:35 AM »
And a great song it is too.

the last time i saw Morrissey was in Dublin in 2004 and he introduced that song, which was brand new, and said "this one is called Don't Make fun Of Daddy's Voice"
and I actually thought it was some kind of arch joke, fake intro, people around me were sniggering, but then he sang it and indeed he was singing that line
yeh, it's not bad though I didn't buy any more of his stuff after 2004
world Peace is none your Business has a few good songs ( i stole it)

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« Reply #764 on: January 14, 2020, 10:30:23 AM »
Is this the actual album cover cos that is pure dog dirt.



 


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« Reply #765 on: January 14, 2020, 11:20:40 AM »
I suppose it saves money getting your cover art off Getty Images and using Microsoft Paint to erase the watermark.

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« Reply #766 on: January 14, 2020, 02:00:25 PM »
"I Am Not A Benny Tied To A Tree"

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« Reply #767 on: January 14, 2020, 02:09:36 PM »
It's weird also because The Smiths had such great artwork on a small indie budget

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« Reply #768 on: January 14, 2020, 02:21:19 PM »
His insistence on putting his image on practically every one of his records for the last 32 years emphasises his lack/abundance of self awareness

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« Reply #769 on: January 14, 2020, 03:22:53 PM »
It's weird also because The Smiths had such great artwork on a small indie budget
I liked the one where he recreated that movie still that they didn't have the rights to use.

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« Reply #770 on: January 14, 2020, 03:54:27 PM »
The Collector. Yes, it was brilliantly done.


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« Reply #771 on: January 14, 2020, 03:57:06 PM »
I liked the one where he recreated that movie still that they didn't have the rights to use.

With a glass of milk instead of a chloroform pad. Lovely. Most of the Smiths art was wonderful.

As a solo artist it seems he would forget about album covers until the morning of release, when Boz or whoever would nudge him and go 'we need a picture', prompting him to flick at random through one of his many photo albums of his own face. Legend has it that Maladjusted was released in a blank case, and Morrissey had to go around the country sellotaping a photo on them all before anyone noticed (thankfully not a single copy was sold).

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« Reply #772 on: January 15, 2020, 12:34:31 AM »
First two solo singles had great sleeves but after that I don't think there's anything worth looking at. I guess that one with the baby on the cover was OK but still nowhere near greatness.

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« Reply #773 on: January 15, 2020, 10:45:18 AM »
Hes doing a fat-face Trump smirk

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« Reply #774 on: January 15, 2020, 12:13:48 PM »
That's not even his worst album cover, there's one where he's stood in a wood clearing and it looks like he's just done his knee in. Google it yourself, I don't want pictures of Morrissey on my computer.

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« Reply #775 on: January 15, 2020, 05:32:39 PM »
I was only looking for research purposes...

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« Reply #776 on: January 15, 2020, 06:44:49 PM »


more like he's suffering from extreme constipation and looking for a place to shit

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