Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you

[QDRPHNC]

Now what say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

- The forms are all standard boilerplate.
- Ok... well, we're all hungry, we're going to get to our hot plates soon enough.

[Ferris]

- The forms are all standard boilerplate.
- Ok... well, we're all hungry, we're going to get to our hot plates soon enough.

Any time Uncle Jack mentions his small hands gets me. The whole concept is really funny for some reason.

"For example, you remember me, possibly, as a man with small hands. Yeah, you think... What... you think, "He had small hands." Do you remember that? What you remember, is false!"

[Chollis]

- The forms are all standard boilerplate.
- Ok... well, we're all hungry, we're going to get to our hot plates soon enough.

"I'm gonna take that under cooperation"
That whole scene is great, as is any involving the lawyer

[Ferris]

"I'm gonna take that under cooperation"
That whole scene is great, as is any involving the lawyer

...filibuster!