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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #960 on: June 05, 2018, 10:22:47 AM »
"I didn't go as Spider-Man. I was Man-Spider. Totally different."

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #961 on: June 06, 2018, 02:41:59 AM »
"Ah Homer, you know your money's no good here.  Hey, wait a minute, this is REAL money!"

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #962 on: June 06, 2018, 03:02:01 AM »
“But they’re good people! And they’re kind people!”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9VLwV48OHs#fauxfullscreen

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #963 on: June 06, 2018, 03:19:42 PM »
Garth in Wayne's World: "We fear change."

It's all the delivery.

Garth gets some amazing lines.

"If you're gonna spew... Spew into this"

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #964 on: June 06, 2018, 04:09:19 PM »
"Psycho hose beast."

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #965 on: June 07, 2018, 02:30:24 PM »
Not really a line, but the name "Len Pounds" in Look Around You.

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #966 on: June 07, 2018, 02:44:40 PM »
National Lampoon's Vacation, the whole bit in St. Louis:

"Hey, see that kids? That's the St. Louis Arch. They gateway to the west. It's over 600 feet tall and there's an elevator all the way to the top! That's 60 storeys to you and me."

"Wow! Dad, can we go up on it?"

"No."

"Dad, what river is this?"

"Aaah, that's the Mississippi! The Mighty Mississipp! Hehehe... the Old Miss... the Old Man... Deeeeeeep Riverrrrr...."


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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #967 on: June 07, 2018, 02:53:26 PM »
And another one:

"This is so dangerous! We have no business being in an area like this!"

"This is a part of America we never get to see."

"That's good!"
 
"No, that's bad. We can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities. Kids, are you noticing all this plight?"

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #968 on: June 08, 2018, 07:51:54 PM »
T is for her tooth-filled mouth

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #969 on: June 08, 2018, 08:44:43 PM »
Garth gets some amazing lines.

"If you're gonna spew... Spew into this"

"OH! Choked in the open net!"

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« Reply #970 on: June 08, 2018, 08:58:11 PM »
T is for her tooth-filled mouth

, T is for her tooth-filled mouth

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #971 on: June 08, 2018, 09:47:51 PM »
The League Of Gentlemen line, "Some people call this theatre and education. I call it AIDS in a van" about Legs Akimbo, is never far from my mind. It's so deliciously offensive. It tends to crop up when I'm watching wacky children's TV with my young daughter.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #972 on: June 09, 2018, 01:45:41 AM »
"Mike, was it you that farted?"

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #973 on: June 09, 2018, 03:47:03 PM »
'I do things to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal'.

Said by the mighty John Henshaw in 'The Royle Family'.

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #974 on: June 09, 2018, 07:10:04 PM »
And another one:

"This is so dangerous! We have no business being in an area like this!"

"This is a part of America we never get to see."

"That's good!"
 
"No, that's bad. We can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities. Kids, are you noticing all this plight?"

These are all quite good, and that whole scene amazing, but the lines from that scene that did in my brother when we first saw it together were

[sounds of gunfire] Roll'em up!

'No shit'

Such a fabulous film and a fine documentary. I showed it to Mr Attila when we got 'officially serious' as he'd never been out to the US before and hadn't really known any Americans before me.

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #975 on: June 11, 2018, 10:37:04 AM »
"Swearing at him?! He's lucky I didn't fuck him!"

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #976 on: June 13, 2018, 03:08:38 PM »
"And where are they now? The little people of Stonehenge.

And what would they say to us... if we were here.... tonight...".


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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #977 on: June 13, 2018, 04:41:02 PM »
"And where are they now? The little people of Stonehenge.

And what would they say to us... if we were here.... tonight...".

The line that always gets me is "no-one knows who they were... or... what they were doing".

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #978 on: June 13, 2018, 05:13:30 PM »
“But they’re good people! And they’re kind people!”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9VLwV48OHs#fauxfullscreen

Swiftly followed by one of the best "You bastards!" ever delivered.

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #979 on: June 13, 2018, 05:40:14 PM »
From the Courtroom scene of Monty Python, "Curse you inspector Dim! You are far too clever for us naughty people."

Not to mention the Chapman and Cleese songs to follow, particularly Cleese's engine driver song which guarantees a proper belly laugh for me.

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #980 on: June 13, 2018, 06:38:19 PM »
Cleese's engine driver song.

Cheers for the reminder, almost pissed myself. Appreciated.

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #981 on: June 13, 2018, 06:44:32 PM »
"Stimpy's shedded skins, strewn all over the house! This pubescence has got to STOP!"

Ever since you posted this quote, I've not been able to get it out of my head.  It's fantastic.  I really need to rewatch Ren & Stimpy.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #982 on: June 13, 2018, 06:45:33 PM »
I remember introducing a mate to Flying Circus - like many, his only exposure to Python had been the films - and he immediately fell in love with Palin’s louche Cardinal Richelieu.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #983 on: June 13, 2018, 07:46:08 PM »
"I sure did that thing" was a line that has made me randomly chuckle out of nowhere since adolescence.

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #984 on: June 13, 2018, 07:54:16 PM »
"If you cut me I bleed merch."

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #985 on: June 13, 2018, 10:58:02 PM »
Cheers for the reminder, almost pissed myself. Appreciated.

You're welcome, always nice to give someone else a laugh!

It almost baffles me how that sketch is never brought up when people talk about classic Monty Python moments (Although maybe the fact that its not as well known is why I like it so much), its just a brilliant bit of nonsense that's funny to even think about.

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #986 on: June 13, 2018, 11:32:47 PM »
''Suck my little twin. He lives up my arse."


Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #987 on: June 14, 2018, 07:37:34 AM »
"I sure did that thing" was a line that has made me randomly chuckle out of nowhere since adolescence.

Yeah that's brilliant.

Watching Atlanta, that kid who Zan gets to deliver pizzas kicking the door and shouting "I know where you live" to the bloke who's just nicked the pizza without paying.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #988 on: June 14, 2018, 10:37:36 AM »
''Suck my little twin. He lives up my arse."

It's the subsequent 'with a snorkel,' that does it for me.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you
« Reply #989 on: June 17, 2018, 11:21:51 AM »

Smither's "You're not going to Hang yourself are you?"