Legend Gary's Down Under Pal

[Fambo Number Mive]

Perth Train Rider. He's been arrested.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-australia-41378190/man-clings-to-train-s-windscreen-wiper-in-australia

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Legend Gary used to do it every week in Widnes, so he says, "but that was before the fucking internet came along".

[zomgmouse]

It'd be Champion Dave probably. Champion Dave sculls a tinny in five seconds and burps John Farnham hits. Daaaaaaave. Chucks his shirt off and jumps into the Yarra. "I'm a dolphin mate!" Pisses in the river till he's dragged out by the police. He dries off by rolling down a sandy hill. At night. Drives a beat-up Commodore that smells of Maccas and Jim Beam. The front seat's ripped from when he tried to cut his tooth out as a bet. Daaaaaave.

[Glebe]

"DOWN-UNDER DAAAAAAAAZ!!! Stop filming me and get help, mate!"

[cptspalding]

"You can take me in the fanny, Champion Dave.", nervously offers tonight's conquest who is predictably called Sheila.  "Bonza!! Front door action tonight! What a treat! Wait until I tell the boys!"

[Sebastian Cobb]

Legend Bruce or legend Mick I reckon.

[zomgmouse]

Ooeooorroeeeeeeeerrr

[canadagoose]

Ooeooorroeeeeeeeerrr

Was that a didgeridoo? I bet Champion Dave / Legend Bruce or whatever his name is loves a bit of that.

[Glebe]

Was watching Speed last night... this could be an Australian remake starring Legend Keanu.

[zomgmouse]

Was that a didgeridoo? I bet Champion Dave / Legend Bruce or whatever his name is loves a bit of that.

Champion Dave digs a bit of the didge, he'll blow into it like the champion he is. He has no idea how to play it but he thinks just making fart noises is fair enough. It's not. But respecting cultures has never been Dave's strong point.

That noise you question, however, is Dave's outdoor greeting. It's the Aussie equivalent of a good old "Waheeeeyyyyyyyyyy".