MATTER OF FACT GCSE QUESTIONS

[Fambo Number Mive]

GEOGRAPHY:

DISCUSS FREEZE THAW WEATHERING AND HOW TEDIOUS IT IS AND HOW MOST OF YOU WILL NEVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT AFTER UNIVERSITY.

[pancreas]

English Literature:

Q1. Explain how far you think Lady Macbeth should be thought of as a cunt.

[MoonDust]

MATHS

Q1. The invention of cheap, mass-produced scientific calculators has rendered the use of knowing the rules of surds about as obsolete as knowing how to read log tables, but we'll still waste yours and my time by asking you to write down the square root of 756 in a simpler form without the aid of the calculator. You prick.

[poo]

FRENCH

U ever gobbed down a foreskin? (10 marks)

[Paul Calf]

METALWORK:

Make a car and use it to drive to China, where there are jobs in metalwork

[pancreas]

ECONOMICS

Give a brief account of the reasons that some people are poor.

In your answer you should refer to at least one of the following characteristics of poor people: feckless, lazy, stupid

[Fambo Number Mive]

HISTORY:

Rewrite it for (a) The Mail (b) The Guardian

[Replies From View]

DOUBLE SCIENCE

When you put a piece of kindling wood in a Bunsen flame does it go on fire, yes or no.

[Sebastian Cobb]

DOUBLE SCIENCE

When you put a piece of kindling wood in a Bunsen flame does it go on fire, yes or no.

If you nick a strip of magnesium, slowly insert it into a cigarette and offer it to Darren Matthews, will his retinas be permanently damaged?

[Fry]

PE

Jog on, son.

[cptspalding]

COMP SCI
Write a fractal cock algorithm where every time you zoom into a cock you find an infinite number of other cocks to zoom into.  When you have reached a depth of 4096 cocks, spunk onto the CRT monitor and leave the room.

MATH(s)

CABMT270917

Wednesday 27th September - Evening
Time: 1 hour 45 minutes

Instructions:

• This examination paper consists of 1 question(s).
• Calculators may be used
• Total blood loss will be used to determine answer.
• The maximum number of marks for this paper is 5

1. 300 timesed by 9 = n
You must bang your head on the desk n times.                 (5)

[Spoon of Ploff]

ART

Remember pencils?


Well.. tough.

[thraxx]

MATHS

Q1. The invention of cheap, mass-produced scientific calculators has rendered the use of knowing the rules of surds about as obsolete as knowing how to read log tables, but we'll still waste yours and my time by asking you to write down the square root of 756 in a simpler form without the aid of the calculator. You prick.

I will often keep myself busy by solving surds. Pleasurable way to spend an hour or to. They are good fun. Logs can fuck off though.