Unremarkable feats and records

[Neville Chamberlain]

David Armitage (Barnsley, UK) ate 6 slices of dry toast in 5 minutes, averaging more than 1 per minute.

[Glebe]

Keith Lemon of TV fame threw a leek in a skip in 1sec flat. Record.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Legendary ITV wrestler Klondike Kate once held a stack of 3 boxes of Shredded Wheat fully over her head while looking slightly perplexed by your request.

[Glebe]

Paul Lemons holds the feat for the number of courgettes thrown onto the roof of The Victory Arms, Somerset.

[Captain Poodle Basher]

Neville Fry shuts his car door for the 1576th time so far this year. That's 11 times more than the same period last year.

[Glebe]

A pancake remains uneaten for four days. A record, surely?

[JoeyBananaduck]

Frank Bruno once punched someone fairly hard and they went 'ow!'.

[Neville Chamberlain]

David Cormorant (Steveage, UK) is believed to have the world's biggest collection of Fall albums, owning 25 of The Fall's 31 studio albums, 47% of The Fall's official live recordings (and 4 bootlegs), and 2 compilations.

[Absorb the anus burn]

Muffin The Mule could take a ten inch cock down his throat.

[Neville Chamberlain]

This thread's supposed to be a nice, clean thread, so I don't want people coming in here talking about cocks, piss, wanking or fannies, thankyouverymuch.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Dear old Muffin, playing the fool.

[Spoon of Ploff]

when i was 12 i was awarded second place by Swale Borough Council for an anti-litter poster i designed. i think i won a book token for that.


...and the rest is history


...dear god

[Norton Canes]

I got top marks in every precis exercise we did for O level English

[JoeyBananaduck]

2 acts of onanism in the same day....but get this! Henry Tuck from Plymouth is a staggering 51 years old!