MATTER OF FACT BIG BREAK

[madhair60]

Jim Davidson: awright less play some snookaah
John Virgo: awright I have got my balls in a bag
The Christian God: This ran for ten years!?
Music: Snookerin' you, snookerin' you, ta-night! BIG BREAK!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Jim Davidson: It's about time we sent those black coloured men back to the colonies isn't it John
John Virgo: Would that it were, Jim of the Baize. Would that it were.

[Glebe]

DAVIDSON: It's only a game son, snookerin' yoo t'noight!

VIRGO: Vote Labour.

[madhair60]

Virgo: okay mate I am going to do a trick shot
(pings the cue ball through Davidson's empty head and pots the red)
Contestant: fair fucks pal that was fucking impressive

[JoeyBananaduck]

Jim: Snooker
Virgo: Snooker
Contestant 1: Answer
Jimmy White: Snookering
Contestant 2: Wrong answer
Alex Higgins: Not snookering
Virgo: Prize
Contestant 1: Yay
Contestant 2: Boo. Snookered.
Audience: Snooker!
Jim [in funny voice]: Snook....er
[roll credits]

[Captain Z]

John Virgo: MISS RED!
Jim Davidson: Actually her name is Miss Scarlet, and you have to name a room and murder weapon too.