‘...tantamount to buggery’

[Twit 2]

When can I use this phrase pls?

[BlodwynPig]

when something is tantamount to buggery. An elephant maliciously sticking its trunk up your bottom after you lost your swimming trunks in a pool. Tantamount to buggery.

[thraxx]

When can I use this phrase pls?

Listening to Maroon 5.  'ooh i say! This bad are dogshit aren't they? It's tantamount to buggery of the ears'.

Can also be used for scouting for girls and richard ashcroft solo albums. And robbie williams.

[Glebe]

When someone is nuzzling your anus with a cucumber.

[Captain Z]

Tantamount to buggery stands too close behind you in the supermarket queue.

[Dex Sawash]

Tantamount to buggery says "it were just a bit of broom handle, like"

[JoeyBananaduck]

When someone actually buggers you, you get to say "I say my good man! This is not merely tantamount to buggery! It is in fact the real and authentic thing! What ho, you cur!"

[Gregory Torso]

han solo buggered his tauntaun mount

[JoeyBananaduck]

Accidentally sitting on a lukewarm sausage at an unlikely angle, arsehole first.