🎃👻HALLOWEEN 2017 👻🎃

[Cuellar]

I'll be going around looking all smug because we don't 'do' Halloween in this country, while being secretly disappointed that I don't get to dress up as a vampire and go to a party with other dressed up people.

[bomb_dog]

I expect I'll be answering the door to kids with their parents lurking in the background, asking them what their trick is, before they get all embarrassed that they came out without even considering they should have one.

Then they get to pick from a bucket of swizzles-matlow confectionary with all the double lollies taken out as I likes those.

[Paulie Walnuts]

How come this bollocks lasts all month now? - Ive actualled heard the phrase 'Halloween month' recently. Its getting as bad as Christmas.

sainsburys have successfully convinced dickheads that halloween is a thing for brits

that and easy access to stuff like modern family on the telly these days means said dickheads are aspiring to by like our american cousins