MATTER OF FACT THE GREAT INDOORS

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

HIM OFF COMMUNITY: I don't know how to use social media! I'm going to twaat about it!

HOC ATTEMPTS TO USE TWITTER, BUT HE INADVERTENTLY SETS FIRE TO HIS PHONE

THAT FIT BRITISH BIRD: Oh, Him Off Community! You bloody clot!

STEPHEN FRY: I'm all like " Woah! Fuck this insipid American sit- com! I'm outta here! I wish they'd let * me* be Dr. House, the rotten cunts ! "

THAT FIT HALF CHINESE BIRD: Coo ! You're being very " vocal, Fry ! " (* this is amusing, because it's how she speaks )

CHRISTOPHER MINZE- PIESSON : Yeah, looks like Stephen Fry thinks this sit- com is " Superbad! "

Everyone: Ha ha ha !!

Lisa Jesusandmarychain: No SPiDER- MAN reference, this time. I feel I'm really growing as a person.