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A VAUGE RESTAURANT

Started by spamwangler, October 14, 2017, 07:26:47 PM

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spamwangler

HELLO AND WELCOME TO AN INDEFINITE RESTAURANT

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Oiled Leg with Sauce

Cooked Eel with Other Things

Animal Parts, Especially Prepared

Ground, Roasted with Salad

zomgmouse

The Vegetable Assortment

Children's Meal

Fruit Juice with Straw

Cake Slice

Cooked Flesh

Citrus

spamwangler

Quote from: zomgmouse on October 14, 2017, 07:38:40 PM
The Vegetable Assortment

whatever happened to that guy? used to post amazing vietanamese funk mixes in oscillations

Glebe

Greased pleb with a yacht sauce.

Harassment pudding with a side order of society's hatred.

New York blousiness with Gordon Ramsey smug crunch.

Alan Sugar's breath with a movers-and-shakers' wine-sauce.

spamwangler

Quote from: Glebe on October 14, 2017, 08:10:21 PM
Greased pleb with a yacht sauce.

Harassment pudding with a side order of society's hatred.

New York blousiness with Gordon Ramsey smug crunch.

Alan Sugar's breath with a movers-and-shakers' wine-sauce.

smug crunch? you marvelous word-bastard

poo


Glebe


JoeyBananaduck


zomgmouse

Gunk on Toast

Steamed Fish Part

Limb

Chopped Up Herbs with Brownish Sauce

Smelly Round Balls in a Kind of Phosphorescent Liquid

Kitchen-Made Lunch Grits

JoeyBananaduck



Shoulders?-Stomach!

Smagg bar

Horace Grits

Lent Leg

Broken Options

Pontefract Derivatives

First Group salad

Council Gammon

Jeldo


spamwangler


Dex Sawash


spamwangler


Mr Banlon


Glebe


pancreas

Fat 36.0 g, Protein 71.8g, Carbohydrates 102.2g (of which Sugars 25.2 g), Salt 2.0g

Gregory Torso

Water Fish or Meat Idea served on bed of crockery with a light drizzle.

Glebe

Tart pants spread on a waterbed of soiled cous-cous.



canadagoose

Tangible object on a plate, maybe £3? Maybe £5? Dunno mate, something like that.

zomgmouse

Pay an amount for presentable comestibles

Glebe

Loyd Grossman's deep-fried testes.

spamwangler

Quote from: Captain Z on October 15, 2017, 04:39:31 PM
Unremarkable Jack's post gets quickly skimmed past.

sorry i was trying to do a think in the unremarkable jack post, and carried on doing it in other posts. made more sense after some drinks

spamwangler

Quote from: Glebe on October 15, 2017, 08:35:27 PM
Loyd Grossman's deep-fried testes.

is that vauge enough tho? not being funny

zomgmouse


Glebe

Quote from: spamwangler on October 15, 2017, 10:36:33 PM
is that vauge enough tho? not being funny

I honestly don't know. David, it's over to you...

spamwangler

Quote from: Glebe on October 16, 2017, 08:56:10 AM
I honestly don't know. David, it's over to you...


Aaaah the nature of the vagueness itself is its true vagueness


Beautiful work