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A VAUGE RESTAURANT

Started by spamwangler, October 14, 2017, 07:26:47 PM

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Glebe


Neville Chamberlain

Raw materials £6
Circular globs £3
Extra foliage £15
Plinth £8
Unique peas £9

JoeyBananaduck


Glebe

MASTERCHEF VOICEOVER WOMEN: A po-pea stew in a wine sauce with jus joo.

JoeyBananaduck

Quote from: Glebe on October 16, 2017, 02:47:43 PM
MASTERCHEF VOICEOVER WOMEN: A po-pea stew in a wine sauce with jus joo.

Oh, I can't be doing with her. Permanently sounds like she's just been clocked round the noggin with a brick.


JoeyBananaduck

Fish Surprise £2.50
Fish Disgust £2.25
Fish Ennui £2.27

Bazooka

Sides: sugar, paprika sea creature served on a handful of water.

zomgmouse

Floating orb
Soup of cow?
Leftmost oniony paste
Bread-like substance

spamwangler

fairplay, this had more legs than expected. done me proud lads

spamwangler

Quote from: spamwangler on October 16, 2017, 10:32:34 PM
fairplay, this had more legs than expected. done me proud lads

trip adviser review

purlieu

Plants, possibly cooked. Price.
Plants, probably differently prepared. Price.
Animal. Price.
Different animal. Price.

Liquid. Price.
Liquid, possibly alcoholic. Price.

Captain Z

Try our famous cooked animal. Some of our best reviews say:

Quote from: spamwangler on October 16, 2017, 10:32:34 PM
fairplay, this had more legs than expected.

Neville Chamberlain

Lacerated bulb £7
Indefinite article £9
Quantifier £6
Progressive rock £3

JoeyBananaduck

Drinks:

brown stuff (kids) - £1.59 per glass/cup/bowl
brown stuff (adults only) - £2.59 " " "

Neville Chamberlain

Cold fridge thing £3
Hot oven thing £6

Neville Chamberlain

Abusive pasta £9
Multiple round things £5
Modular veg £3
Michelin-starred pipes £16
Standard fruit £2
Room-temperature consumables £5

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Gel with flavour

Foam

Firm Consistency for Biting

Hot

Neville Chamberlain

Surprise
Disappointment
Hatred
Annoyance
Disgust
Pedestrian

Bazooka

Bread made from fish and bricks, with a reduction of bread.


JoeyBananaduck

Sandwich. Contents may vary. Pay what you think it's worth.

Bazooka

Starter,main and desert, plus cocktail based on the waiter/waitresses wage.

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Ceramic bowl decorated with lilac starlings and a recurring diamond motif around the rim.  Contains food.

Sebastian Cobb

Massive plate, not much food. £40.

Glebe

Virtually non-existent comestibles.

zomgmouse

Giant puff
Lickable maize (I think)
General produce
Cramped silky biscuits
Cherry-like sponginess
Caramelised gum

Glebe




JoeyBananaduck