Finish this joke for me

[spamwangler]

I know theres a joke in here somewhere, but I can't for the life of me be arsed to finish it. The ending goes


Javier Bardem?

No, but if they try and do it again I bloody will!


Answers on a postcard. Also post your unfinished bangers here

[Steven]

That actor came in and got so drunk he tried to shove his Oscar up his arse.

Javier Bardem?

No, but if they try and do it again I bloody will!

[Smeraldina Rima]

The Queen: I'm sick of getting telegram applications from elderly immigrants. It's no country for old men.

[Glebe]

"Mr. Caviar the publican had to deal with them hooligans causing trouble!"

[Gwen Taylor on ITV]

Who's that actor?

Javier Bardem?

Yes.

[Absorb the anus burn]

Why wouldn't Penelope Cruz allow the drunks into her pub?

Because Javier Bardem.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Javier Bardem? Javier Bardot, more like!!!

[spamwangler]

Que quieres decir con no estoy vestida apropiadamente para estar un pub, Follar en julio?!

Llevo anos viniendo aqui por follar, mas de lo que has esrado trabajanado aqui!

donde Estas? Ponte maldito Steve aqui, hele resolver esto!

STEVE!

[Glebe]

Why wouldn't Penelope Cruz allow the drunks into her pub?

Because Javier Bardem.

That's a bit like my one, Absorbie. Sniff.

[zomgmouse]

These drunks keep barging into my pub, pulling down their pants and chanting the name of that Spanish actor who played the Bond villain!

Javier Bardem?

No, but if they try and do it again I bloody will!

[hermitical]

Javier Bardem?

Ei, mutta jos he yrittävät tehdä sitä uudestaan, minä verisen tahdon!

[JoeyBananaduck]

zomgmouse has nailed it, surely