MATTER OF FACT " PHWOARR " THREAD

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

MALE CABBER: I have put up this picture of an attractive lady.

OTHER MALE CABBERS: She is, indeed, attractive.

HILLARY CLINTON: At least there's no pictures of the young Donald Trump on 'ere.

A GHOSTBUSTER: Hey, there's a load of ectoplasm over some of these pictures.

ANOTHER GHOSTBUSTER: That isn't ectoplasm, dude.

[Howj Begg]

MALE CABBER1: This picture doesn't do her justice, she looks far better in motion, trust me. Still, have a quick knuckle shuffle over this [picture link]

MALE CABBER2: She looks worryingly young...

MALE CABBER1: Oh, my bad, she's fifteen in this picture. Erm, well she's seventeen now, so legal in some places. Have at it!

MALE CABBER3: Hmm. Not sure I see it to be honest. This on the other hand is my ideal [pictures of wrestling woman]

MALE CABBER4: Ugh. Far too many muscles for my taste.

MALE CABBER5: [pictures of attractive man]

MALE CABBER1: Excuse me can you get those out of here Im trying to masturbate

[Chairman Bodog]

MALE CABBER 1: I would say that this one is probably "my type".

MALE CABBER 2: You can't use anal fisting pornstar, Gianna Michaels. This is just one skulking pervert mega thread.

MALE CABBER 1: Okay, what about this one?

MALE CABBER 2: That's just her from the front!

[Glebe]

RODNEY: Phwoarr, look at Cassandra!

SPIDER-MAN: Yell, well fit. Nice one, Rodders.

[BlodwynPig]

CABBER1 enters Weinstein thread: This article about what men should do to atone for the subjugation of women is spot on
CABBER1 enters Phwoarr thread: Nghhhhhhhhhhh

[Neville Chamberlain]

CABBER 1: Here's a photo of a woman I fancy. I'd like to have sex with her.

CABBER 2: Thanks for that, CABBER 1. I'd like to have sex with her, too. Here's a photo of a woman I fancy. I'd like to have sex with her.

CABBER 1: Thanks for that, CABBER 1. I'd like to have sex with her, too. Here's a photo of another woman I fancy. I'd like to have sex with her.

CABBER 2: Thanks for that, CABBER 1. I'd like to have sex with her, too. Here's a photo of a woman I fancy. I'd like to have sex with her.

etc etc

[JoeyBananaduck]

CABBER 1: Look at this sexy pic of this actor.
CABBER 2: Yeah, pretty sexy

3 months earlier

ACTOR: I am very sexy and I shall do a photoshoot and make some money because of it.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Fwuh-huh-ho! *Click*

Present Day

CABBER 3: FHFNENUI3DNEIUWOBGHGBY1!!1

[Howj Begg]

CABBER 1: Here's a photo of a woman I fancy. I'd like to have sex with her.

CABBER 2: Thanks for that, CABBER 1. I'd like to have sex with her, too. Here's a photo of a woman I fancy. I'd like to have sex with her.

CABBER 1: Thanks for that, CABBER 1. I'd like to have sex with her, too. Here's a photo of another woman I fancy. I'd like to have sex with her.

CABBER 2: Thanks for that, CABBER 1. I'd like to have sex with her, too. Here's a photo of a woman I fancy. I'd like to have sex with her.

etc etc

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