Who's that Susan Scott lookalike - QUIZ!

[Gurke and Hare]

Because it was either that, or get on with some work, I've selected a number of lookalikes from the books of the ever marvellous Susan Scott Lookalike Agency, a company whose services are always essential when you're looking for a George V lookalike for your next barbecue. Anyway, your job is to look at these photos and see if you can work out who they look like. There are no prizes, but if you throw yourself into it it will be five o'clock and time to go home before you know it. There are stars of stage and screen, pop and politics, sport and miscellaneous. And don't just cheat by looking at the filenames, only fascists do that.

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[BlodwynPig]

1. Celine Dion or Vicky Beckham
2. Mark Harmon
3. Kevin Eldon
4. Bill Gates
5. Jonathon Ross, but looks like a real actor who I can't remember the name of
6. Boris Johnson
7. Nigel Farage
8. Anthea Turner

10. David Beckham
11. Harry Kane
12. Shane Ritchie
13. Theresa May
14. Alan Sugar

[BlodwynPig]

3/14 not bad - although I got 13 right too but changed my mind - the only resemblance is the pose.

[Blumf]

1. Her out of Friends... Jennifer Aniston
2. um, some long dead Blue Peter presenter?
3. Either Dec of Ant & Dec fame, or Danny Fackin Dyer
4. erm... that guy from the US Subway adverts who turned out to be dodgy?
5. Jonathan Ross, got to be!
6. Boris' dad, Stanley Johnson?
7. ???
8. The exact half-way point between Judy Finnigan and Anthea Turner.
9. Some 60s/70s US comedian?
10. Seen Been
11. ???
12. Shane Richie
13. Esther Rantzen
14. Jon Culshaw (and even if it not him, he's still a better impressionist)

[Absorb the anus burn]

1. Heather Mills

2. John Noakes

3. Jack Dee

4. Jacob Rees Mogg

5. Nicholas Cage.

6. Stanley Johnson

7. Alan Duncan.

8. Cheryl Baker.

9. Danny DeVito.

10. Neil Patrick Harris.

11. Justin Bieber.

12. Scarface Pacino.

13. Patricia Hodge.

14. Bill Clinton.

[Captain Z]

Honestly! What situation could ever need a Harry Kane lookalike? Only, I would imagine, a completely ludicrous one.

[Bazooka]

1. Paul McCartneys wife/ex wife Heather Mills
2. John from down the road.
3. Peter Jones the Dragon.
4. Looks like John Oliver, but why you would be a lookalike for him is baffling.
5. Alan Partridge/Ross chimera.
6. The ghost of Christmas past
7. David Davis MP
8. Anthea Turner
9.  Jimmy Tarbuck
10. Lee Ryan from Blue/ Jamie Lannister from GoT
11. Harry Kane
12. Jaws from James Bonds
13. Esther Rantzen
14. Salvador Dali

[Fambo Number Mive]

1. Jennifer Anderson
2. Bobby Davro
3. Ian Hislop
4. Ben Elton
5. Jonathan Ross
6. Stanley Johnson
7. Miles Jupp
8. Anthea Turner
9. Les Dawson
10. Mark Gattis
11. Arry Styles
12. Shane Ritchie
13. Theresa May
14. Alan Sugar

[im barry bethel]

1. That mum up the school who drives a Honda CRV
3. Jamie Cullen/Cullem/that piano dwarf who was/is shagging Sophie Dahl?
4. Louis Theroux/David Baddiel 
7. Michael Aspel
10. Tony Hadley
11. Harry Kane
12. Big Pussy Bonpensiero (Sopranos)

[Cuellar]

12. Neil Diamond?

[Small Man Big Horse]

Without having looked at anyone else's replies...

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Don't know. Drunk Tony Hart?
3. Jack Dee
4. Howard from The Big Bang Theory
5. Gay Jonathan Ross
6. Prince Charles
7. Tony Blair
8. Lorraine Kelly
9. Some 70's comedian no one remembers
10. Can't remember his name, but he played a rapist in Hollyoaks
11. Youtube man?
12. Paddy McGuiness
13. Esther Rantzen
14. Alan Sugar

Also: Fucking Hell! http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/tv-stars/paula-yates-(jeannie-michelle)

[Prez]

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. John Noakes
3. Jack Dee
4. David Baddiel
5. Jonathan Ross
6. (Not a clue. Don't think there's much call for a Stanley Johnson lookalike.)
7. Nigel Farage
8. (Some BBC or ITV presenter. No idea who.)
9. Les Dawson
10. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (or Sean Bean)
11. Harry Kane
12. Benicio del Toro
13. Esther Rantzen
14. Alan Sugar

[Small Man Big Horse]

Just seen that you can hire a Brad Pitt when he was a baby-alike - http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/misc/mini-brad-pitt-(dylan)

Edit: Love that there's three Richard Branson's on there, two of them aren't that bad either:





But then you get this:

[Cuellar]

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/political/theresa-may-(2)

This must be from an earlier incarnation as a Helen Mirren lookalike, surely to goodness.

edit: clicking around on that site, on names I'm confident WEREN'T in the original quiz, I've just found out who number 6 is. Christ alive.

edit edit: And 7!! Fucking christ.

[im barry bethel]

Honestly! What situation could ever need a Harry Kane lookalike? Only, I would imagine, a completely ludicrous one.

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[BlodwynPig]

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. John Noakes
3. Jack Dee
4. David Baddiel
5. Jonathan Ross
6. (Not a clue. Don't think there's much call for a Stanley Johnson lookalike.)
7. Nigel Farage
8. (Some BBC or ITV presenter. No idea who.)
9. Les Dawson
10. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (or Sean Bean)
11. Harry Kane
12. Benicio del Toro
13. Esther Rantzen
14. Alan Sugar

8/14 - impressive

[Cuellar]

[Prez]

Jeez, some of those Trump "lookalikes". Shouldn't they try and get the hairdo dead furry headhugger right, at the bare minumum?





Who'd give these guys a pass? Has anyone hired them? I'm not convinced this one isn't just John McCain in a MAGA cap.

[im barry bethel]

The Hoffman's not so bad





whereas the Rupert Murdoch might get a bit more work as a Victor Meldrew or Alistair Sim

[JesusAndYourBush]

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Robin Williams
3. Jack Dee
4. Ben Elton
5. Jonathan Ross
6. Prince Charles
7. Graham Norton
8. Wossname from Bucks Fizz
9. John Prescott or a fat Bob Monkhouse
10. No idea
11. A young George Michael
12. Tony Blackburn
13. Esther Rantzen
14. Some bloke from a quiz show

[Captain Z]

[JesusAndYourBush]

[Alberon]

I've got to assume he's going for Noel Edmonds there, but the beard isn't anywhere near as thick and luxurious as it should be.

[Prez]

Good Lord, no!



Unless he was going for Bob Kingdom's or Tom Hollander's take on Thomas, in which case maybe yes but still no. And now that I'm looking through some photos of Thomas again, I've finally realised who he reminds me of (when he's smiling).



Tim and Eric close-up shot.

[Alberon]

It's 2017, why is a tribute act like this still on anyone's books?


Hello, Dave!

And I know the name is in the image file so is useless for a quiz, but why would anyone want a Japanese Chris De Burgh?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Reggie Kray?

Palin?

[BlodwynPig]

Phil Hammond ?

[im barry bethel]

A teenage Morris?

[Prez]

8/14 - impressive

I couldn't believe the answer to 6. Again, does anyone hire these people?

[Cuellar]

Reggie Kray?

Palin?

Phil Hammond ?

You'll kick yourselves: Prince Charles.

They've got a 'Darth Vader' which consists of, yes, a person in a Darth Vader costume. Full one, mask and everything.