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Who's that Susan Scott lookalike - QUIZ!

Started by Gurke and Hare, October 19, 2017, 02:50:31 PM

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Fambo Number Mive

Do any of us look slightly like a celebrity? We could get some work through them.

Cuellar

I don't think that's a must to be honest.

Steven

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on October 19, 2017, 07:52:47 PM
Do any of us look slightly like a celebrity? We could get some work through them.

I've gotten called Chevy Chase and Vic Reeves, which is a really depressing amalgamation.

Cuellar

I was continuously told as a teenager, COMPLETELY WITHOUT FOUNDATION MIGHT I ADD, that I looked like Martin Clunes. That and Jim Branning.

I'm starting to think they weren't really my friends.


Serge



Is it Prince Charles.....or is it Michael Rosen?



Is it Daniel Craig.....or is it Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz?



Is it Heston Blumenthal......or is it biggytitbo?


Serge

The Walter White Collection:







The middle one shows us what he would have looked like if played by Toby Jones.

Howj Begg


Serge



Captain Z


Theresa May


Theresa Maybe


Theresa Maybe Not


Theresa Really, Really Not


Theresa Would


Literally just a grey haired woman in an office


Not even worth rotating the image

Cuellar


Sherman Krank



He's no Portaccio.






Lookalike is bad enough, soundalike is just taking the piss.

Steven

"Bob Hoskins is dead now so there's those bookings fucked, hmm.. who else is popular these days?"



Cuellar

Maloviere also turns his hand to Charles I



Maloviere (right)

shiftwork2

Some of these must be light on active bookings.  I can't imagine the demand for a Jim Bowen lookalike is particularly high in 2017.

I saw a Banter Harry one out in the wild at the 'British Show' in Toronto some years back.  All in all one of the most painful experiences of my life.  A conference hall filled with stalls selling Jaffa cakes and shortbread.  The Bantz lookey-likey walked around actively looking down at the floor in embarrassment.  We joined him.  Also there was that cunt who played Ashley in Coronation St.  He would pose for pics then, on the stroke of a quarter to the hour, stroll off to his little trailer and slam the door.  Because of contractual obligations he would emerge on the hour and pose for more pics.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Steven on October 19, 2017, 08:53:14 PM
"Bob Hoskins is dead now so there's those bookings fucked, hmm.. who else is popular these days?"



Quite handy if you're on the lookout for a Mark Thomas With Male Pattern Baldness lookalike.

Steven

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on October 19, 2017, 09:06:14 PM
Quite handy if you're on the lookout for a Mark Thomas With Male Pattern Baldness lookalike.

Or Chemo Timmy Mallett.

doppelkorn

I've had to stop reading this thread half way through because I'm holding a sleeping baby and I was hurting myself by stifling laughter.

non capisco

Whichever lookalikes page you choose to peruse this guy always pops up.



"'Ey up, Cook'd and Bomb'd! Lunch is for wimps!"

Serge

Quote from: shiftwork2 on October 19, 2017, 08:58:49 PMI can't imagine the demand for a Jim Bowen lookalike is particularly high in 2017.

You could probably get the real Jim Bowen for half the price, too.

Cuellar


Alberon

The only hope of guessing this one is from the pose.



I'd be genuinely upset if he's had even one single booking.

Blumf

Quote from: Serge on October 19, 2017, 08:20:19 PM


Stephen Fry. I kid you not.

Couple of minutes with the wife's mascara...



Ready for the Star Trek convention!

BlodwynPig



be great if he was accidentally made King.

non capisco


Gurke and Hare


Alberon

Well, you don't want a Jesus who just stands there considering a lilly or something.

Plus he has undefined 'other skills'. You can't lose with this one.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain