The Impressionable Jon Culshaw

[Lord Spong]

Were there fat ones too? I like the fat ones best.

Oh yes.  There were even some girls there, real ones.  I saw at least TWO girls (out of an attendance of over 1000).  All kinds of people were there, skinny nerds, fat nerds, a couple of women, feeble Moyles-loving impressionist, the lot.

I liked doctor who when I was little, it was really good untill they started making the episodes last three hours.

Nah, some of them just seemed that long.

[Darrell]

Oh yes.  There were even some girls there, real ones.  I saw at least TWO girls (out of an attendance of over 1000).  All kinds of people were there, skinny nerds, fat nerds, a couple of women, feeble Moyles-loving impressionist, the lot.

It reminds me of that Paul Merton routine about an accident causing the deaths of everybody at a Lloyd Grossman lookalike competition, and the relatives being asked to identify the bodies.

"Well what does he look like"
"Err, he looks like Lloyd Grossman"
"Well, we've got hundreds of 'em here, take your pick"