Fwd: You Know You're A Child Of The 80s If!...

[the]

- You see a pair of tits and think of the TSW logo

- You have a tattoo of Gwen Guthrie on your arse

- You know all the words to the Channel 4 News theme

[Fishfinger]

- You grew up in the 80s

[the]

- You had a Natwest ceramic walrus full of 0.1p coins

- Your tuck shop sold cans of Matteson's Luncheonade

- You bought Lech Wałęsa's 1982 novelty hit 'Let's Get Solid'

[hamfist]

You were one of the boys mentioned in the Sabrina hit ,,boys boys boys"

[asids]

You had a cheeky wank to Janet Ellis

You used your brother's copy of Manic Miner as toilet roll, getting one back on the nerdy bastard

You were caught out by your mate Paul listening to your little sister's copy of Brother Beyond's Get Even

You were bit by a stray Staffie and got worried you might have caught HIV

[JoeyBananaduck]

You shall never own a home or retire

[Rizla]

you'd rather bill the brickie than bob the builder

[Cuellar]

u done a shit

[Sebastian Cobb]

You know Top Cat as Boss Cat, and also know Heathcliff/The Catillac Cats was miles better.

[JoeyBananaduck]

You've got a tattoo of Roland Rat in an intimate area. But why's he saying those horrible things?

[Mr Banlon]

you drank Quatro pop with Space Dust and your head exploded, which caused your deely-boppers to fly of into a hedge with a torn up copy of Knave in it.

[Gregory Torso]

you done a jizz over Cheetarah

[JoeyBananaduck]

You suffer a mid-30's public breakdown at the sheer bleak hopelessness of life. As you lie in the gutter, wrists slashed to buggery, your only demand of the gathering throng is "Take me to the Why-Bird"

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

You remember the original theme tune to " Grange Hill ", not the jazzed up soap opera like one.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

You tucked your shirt into your trousers like a complete prat

I'm 24 so I only know about the 80s from pictures of bands and that but what the hell was up with that, people of the 80s? You all looked like partially-realised circus clowns

[Phoenix Lazarus]

-you were under 16 for the first half of the decade (moi).

[Phoenix Lazarus]

You remember the original theme tune to " Grange Hill ", not the jazzed up soap opera like one.

Trumpet, deep-bass electronic organ and someone scraping two blades together, or something.

[Howj Begg]

You remember the original theme tune to " Grange Hill ", not the jazzed up soap opera like one.

The original Grange Hill tune is basically the funky British cousin of Low Rider by War.