MATTER OF FACT " GUARDIAN" ARTICLE ABOUT THE LATE SEAN HUGHES

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

MICHAEL HANN: Sean Hughes was my mate, and he was a right cunt. He was pissed all the time ( apart from that huge stretch of sobriety ), he'd diss minor members of Oasis, and if he was with a girly, and they were walking down the street and they approached a puddle, he wouldn't put his coat over it, and let her walk over it.Also, he died of a heart attack- ripping off Garry Shandling to the end.

GUARDIAN READERSHIP: ...Mate.

[JoeyBananaduck]

MICHAEL HANN: *slowly carves open Sean Hughes' still warm corpse, flings the entrails and bones to one side to be consumed and gnawed upon by ravenous wolves and climbs into his skin* Hey everyone, look at me!