MATTER OF FACT CELEBRITIES BEING ASKED ABOUT HARVEY WEINSTEIN

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

GOOFY LOOKING BBC TV ARTS PRESENTER: What about top Terry Gilliam and Shrek hybrid Harvey Weinstein then, Tom Hanks ?

TOM HANKS: Eh? Don't you want to know about my book of short stories ?

GLBBCTVAP: Not really, mate. Go on, call Harvey Weinstein a sleazy fucker.

TH: Well, I'm not going to say that his behaviour was no " BIG" deal !!!!!

GLETC :Ha Ha Ha !!!

TH: Yep, he's been " Castaway" from his top Hollywood job !!!!!

GLETC: Horny Hopefully.

TH: What ?

LISA JESUSANDMARYCHAIN : Sorry about that, mate. I was actually trying to type out " Ho Ho ", but that's how my tablet rendered it. You know, my tablet is like a box of chocolates.  You....

GLETC: Do you mind ? I'm trying to interview Tom Hanks 'ere.

Lisa JAMC : Alright, Alright,  I'm going.

TH: Laters,  Lisa ! Big fan of your work on CAB! Say hello to the gang for me! Hey,  I hope Doomy Dwyer's wearing clean pants nowadays!

Lisa JAMC: Hee! OK  , Laters,  Tom!

( Exit Lisa JAMC)

TH: Anyways,  about my book of short stories....

GLETC: Yeah, whatever.  Would you like to call Donald Trump a stupid cunt ?

TH (coyly):  Well.....let 's just say he's not *not* a stupid cunt.

SPIDER-MAN: Top interviewing skills,  GLETC! Hey, do you want to ask *me* what I think about Harvey Weinstein?

GLETC: Not really, mate.

SPIDER-MAN ( Looking slightly deflated ): Please yerself.

TH ( Looking Confused ): Why are you here? How did you get into this room ?

S-M: Oh, that 's nice. You weren't bothered about Lisa JAMC suddenly appearing.

* All three sit around in awkward silence, as Lisa JAMC is none too sure how to end things. Hardly any fecker reads these posts,so it dunt really matter *

[Ferris]

Celebrities: We all knew about it, but we also knew he was head of a major Hollywood production company and that saying anything would impact our careers and we're all greedy cunts so we looked the other way to keep the money flowing. We feel bad about it now our flagrant moral failings are public knowledge, but not so bad that we're going to return the money we made so you can just stop asking, yeah?