Fwd: You Know You're A Child Of The 90s If!...

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

- you remember printing out all your invoices on dot matrix paper

- you have the following pokemons: peekachu, munchkew, bubbasaur, elvis, chorizo, otis the aardvark

- you you remember when freddos cost less than the beano which was now shit but still cost less than apound

- DIANA (DEAD); TONY BLAIR; LET'S GET READY TO RRUUNMMBLE

[Sebastian Cobb]

You're not sure if it's childhood nostalgia or if there was an international feeling that things were getting better.

[purlieu]

-Ginger Spice was the fittest Spice Girl
-You remember having to get your porn from abandoned copies of The Sun in skips rather than watching Channel 5
-The teacher would cane your Tamagotchi for showing up to school
-You liked Chris Evans until he married Rose Tyler
-Space was a cool indie band and not just that place rockets go
-The singles chart was worthwhile because you could buy the cassette single of your favourite song with a Motiv8 remix on it

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

- you had a sly wank over Denise Van Outen ( if you went to a Comprehensive)/ Tracey Macleod  ( if you went to a Grammar School ).

[Ominous Dave]

- Your earliest memory of the news is Nelson Mandela demolishing the Berlin Wall
- You remember when computers took six hours to boil an egg and had to be watered daily
- Your short-term amnesia is caused by multiple pogs lodged in your cerebral cortex
- Your first five murders were inspired by the mediocre Sigourney Weaver thriller 'Copycat'
- You have hourly flashbacks to your first tour of duty in Iraq

[Bazooka]

You saw the breaking news unfolding live of Andy Peters holding the Live and Kicking studio audience hostage with a minigun.

[Gregory Torso]

You remember when everyone had to pick a member of the Friends cast and get behind them.

[Gregory Torso]

Every news report was just Peter Sissons saying "so, do you like Blur or Oasis, then? CHOOSE NOW"

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Everyone in the school playground would be walking round , saying " Fuck! Bottom! Ladies! ", " I will force you to have this cup of tea" , " look , those cows aren't really small, it's because they're actually some distance away, you thick cunt", and other such catch phrases from very popular Channel 4 programme" Eddie The Priest", the morning after it was broadcast. Which was a bit silly really, as that programme was shown on a Friday evening !!!!!!!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

You got off the bus. 28 years old, you were.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Your idea of MTV is wall-to-wall annoying VJ's, Beavis and Butthead and Whale's Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe.

[Gwen Taylor on ITV]

Edwina Currie banned the eating of eggs so once a week we would all line up outside Westminister and insert them into our anuses.  What else are we supposed to do with all our eggs, Edwina? That was the cry to the tune of Seven Nation Army, which hadn't been invented yet.

Of course the real problem was that the government was spending £2 trillion/year propping up the UK egg industry by delivering 200 eggs to every household in the country.  A real lack of joined-up thinking.

[Sebastian Cobb]

You have Dime bar to thank for knowing what an armadillo looks like.

[Bazooka]

You remember John Major bungee jumping into Downing Street.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Ah yes, and when he teamed up with them JAMC lads from Creation.

[Gwen Taylor on ITV]

You remember when a member of cabinet died trying to bungee jump into his appearance on Parkinson; Mr Blobby had cut the cord :(

[Captain Z]

You had to sellotape your N64 to a telegraph pole to play Goldeneye online.