MATTER OF FACT TASKMASTER

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

MR GILBERT: Right then, Aisling Bea, your task is to be fit...

AISLING BEA ( Looking smug) * Thinks*: Chortle! I'm bound to pass this task with flying colours, so I am!  Don't know why I thought the word "Chortle",  though.

MRS MCCLUSKY 'S SON ( Finishing sentence )...for purpose as a stand up comedian, that is to say you have to tell some genuinely amusing jokes, and be quite funny in general.

AISLING BEA: AW,  bums! * she gives that pissed off look she does to the audience *