Wired As A Hangborn - Poetry Prompts & Pompous Probing

[Chairman Bodog]

Let's raise a dab hand to the communal spirit buster. This is a fuck off thread for fruitless fire. I'll jot down some titles and challenges and you lot can do the same. That way we have a smorgasbord of pushes past the writer's block. Here's some I made earlier.

Title - Stag Alley (You need to Include a speaking owl that eggs on a suicidal character)

Title - Travis Farseen)(Only colours can be used to describe mood)

Title - Prop Gnu (Needs to rhyme. Last line should be "And alpaca'd the stuffer and dropped prop gnu"

Title - I'm a Verbwhore (Write an autobiography as a Cabber.)

Title - Cum Facto (Write about a detective that is investigating an anal funneling murder)

Title - Sack Scars (Write three interconnecting haiku about vasectomy scars.)