You Know You're A Child Of The 00s If!....

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I dunno, actually. I was  already an old cunt, even then.

[Gwen Taylor on ITV]

You don't know what this is for!

[Gregory Torso]

you are still a child

[asids]

You got Bluetoothed a video of your mate happyslapping someone on your Nokia while you were listening to So Solid Crew.

[Sebastian Cobb]

MSN statuses were your twitter.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Your phone cost your Dad more than your Dad's entire childhood cost his Dad.