Author Topic: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?  (Read 27188 times)

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #360 on: November 20, 2018, 01:27:56 PM »
He’s said in the past he likes to court actual physical fistfights so maybe he’s been punched square on the nose by someone recently and repeatedly.

Maybe he caught the same Orson Welles documentary on Netflix that I did and has started wearing prosthetic noses all the time.

Other than that he looks in good health.

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #361 on: November 20, 2018, 01:36:15 PM »
He looks like he did 15 years ago but older. How do you explain that?

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #362 on: November 20, 2018, 01:46:54 PM »
He nutted a calendar.

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #363 on: November 20, 2018, 01:49:26 PM »
He nutted on a calendar.

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #364 on: November 20, 2018, 01:59:20 PM »
He put his nuts in a colander.

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #365 on: November 20, 2018, 02:42:34 PM »
Never Nut the Buzzcocks

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #366 on: November 20, 2018, 03:02:03 PM »
He looked fat and depressed

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #367 on: December 02, 2018, 04:26:53 PM »
Be nice. His nose looks exactly the same. He has always has bulbous farmer features. I think his shirt just accentuates the redness of his sweaty face. He still dresses like he's on The Word. Maybe just for that event, though. He's so sexy. I'm getting "old man" from him but I still would. First with an organic sheath on a settee then once we get to know each other we can bone sans sheath and make a baby. I will take his surname but we shall not marry.

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #368 on: December 02, 2018, 04:45:22 PM »
If your name is 'Anne Frankenstein' maybe not get a nasal piercing that looks like your nose is held on with a staple?

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #369 on: December 02, 2018, 04:49:54 PM »
Be nice. His nose looks exactly the same. He has always has bulbous farmer features. I think his shirt just accentuates the redness of his sweaty face. He still dresses like he's on The Word. Maybe just for that event, though. He's so sexy. I'm getting "old man" from him but I still would. First with an organic sheath on a settee then once we get to know each other we can bone sans sheath and make a baby. I will take his surname but we shall not marry.

You could name your firstborn Kendrick.

up_the_hampipe

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #370 on: December 02, 2018, 04:51:15 PM »
Or Lemar.

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #371 on: December 02, 2018, 05:00:30 PM »
Ron Kray's looking good, considering he's been dead for 23 years.

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #372 on: December 04, 2018, 03:38:38 PM »
I'd kill to look like that in my 50s.

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #373 on: December 04, 2018, 04:22:00 PM »
I'd kill to look like that in my 50s.

I'll hold you to that.

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #374 on: December 04, 2018, 04:30:35 PM »
I'm 34 (I think) and I already look worse.

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #375 on: December 11, 2018, 01:03:22 AM »
Be nice. His nose looks exactly the same. He has always has bulbous farmer features. I think his shirt just accentuates the redness of his sweaty face. He still dresses like he's on The Word. Maybe just for that event, though. He's so sexy. I'm getting "old man" from him but I still would. First with an organic sheath on a settee then once we get to know each other we can bone sans sheath and make a baby. I will take his surname but we shall not marry.

during the pregnancy, you should go to lamarrs classes together.

Oliver Mardy

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #376 on: December 11, 2018, 04:23:26 AM »
He's getting a bit of a WC Fields nose on him isn't he, chronic alcoholism?

Chronic alcoholism is the worst kind. If I had to have alcoholism, I'd want it to be the type that's over and done with in a week.

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #377 on: January 01, 2019, 10:47:55 PM »
Chronic alcoholism is the worst kind. If I had to have alcoholism, I'd want it to be the type that's over and done with in a week.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_condition

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #378 on: January 02, 2019, 12:12:25 AM »
2014



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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #380 on: January 07, 2019, 10:45:42 AM »
Looks more like Reggie in that one.

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #381 on: January 07, 2019, 10:46:58 AM »
Quote
Funnyman: To lift up the mood of the memorial show, comedian Mark Lamarr delievered his classic jokes

I love Mark Lamarr's classic jokes! Like...err, like...

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #382 on: January 07, 2019, 10:56:11 AM »
the East 17 one's a belter tbf

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #383 on: January 07, 2019, 11:30:53 AM »
I love Mark Lamarr's classic jokes! Like...err, like...

He did a spot-on performance of Snow's Informer?

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #384 on: January 07, 2019, 11:33:16 AM »
I love Mark Lamarr's classic jokes! Like...err, like...

"Stuart Adamson later became a Big Country member.
Of course we remember..."


biggytitbo

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #386 on: January 07, 2019, 11:41:00 AM »
I suppose he could be wearing MC Hammer's massive pants.

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #387 on: January 07, 2019, 11:50:46 AM »
Looks a bit like Gove there.

Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #388 on: January 08, 2019, 02:05:10 AM »
Lamarr wrote the liner notes for their Greatest Hits album

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Re: Where the fuck is Mark Lamarr?
« Reply #389 on: January 24, 2019, 11:06:14 PM »
Lamarr apparently appeared at a new material night in London recently https://twitter.com/rope_old/status/1086984967605764096

https://twitter.com/mattdebenton/status/1085111328996499456

Not sure if he did a set or what. He's been popping up a little more lately. If that @lamarr_mark twitter account is really him, he's been more active recently. Bill Bailey also mentioned in an interview that he still writes with Lamarr and they reminisce about their old Buzzcocks days. Perhaps he's tiptoeing towards a comeback?