MATTER OF FACT BREAD.

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INT.THE BOSWELL HOUSE.LIVERPOOL.MORNING.

NOT BRENDA FRICKER: Come on you lot, it's time ter gerrup!

PAUL NICHOLAS WITH SHORT STRAIGHT HAIR: I'm up, mam! Now I'm up, I gotta get out...

SHOWBIZ MULLET ONE: ...grab the world by the throat and shout!

BUBBLY SISTER: Ooh, I've ever so excited, mam! Interview for a secretary today!

GARY'S FRIEND FROM GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART: Am I in this? I'm not sure.

ANOTHER ONE: I'm in this too!

BRYAN MURRAY: I was a killer in Brookside, have been in RTE's Fair City for some time now.

SENSIBLE SISTER: Hang on, you lot! We're potless! We need notes and coins for the chicken dish thing!

GRANDDAD: Don't worry, you lot! I'm clearly made up to look older than I am, and 'act' like a Granddad! I'm young, fit and ready for work!

GARY'S FRIEND FROM GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART: No, wait a second Granddad... I was looking on Wiki to see if I was in this, and it appears you that you are actually around Granddad's age.

GRANDDAD: Oh bugger.

NOT BRENDA FRICKER: Did you find out if you're in this, Gary's Friend from Goodnight Sweetheart?

GARY'S FRIEND FROM GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART: Yes indeed, Mother Fricker, my name is Victor McGuire and I play your son, Jack Boswell!

FREDDY BOSWELL: TART!

THE END!

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