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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #90 on: August 14, 2019, 11:37:52 PM »
Christmas means tradition, and they stake the town vampire with purposeful ceremony. Yet he will rise again in a surly mode and slaughter many children. Puffed Siadin.

Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #91 on: August 14, 2019, 11:40:07 PM »
Four pages. It's all he wanted. They didn't have to die. You evil bastards. Sleep now, in bad t-shirts.

Glebe

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #92 on: August 17, 2019, 02:45:32 AM »
Puffed Siadin eats a jar of beetroot slices with his hands. Ends up all covered in smelly red juice, like a child.

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #93 on: August 17, 2019, 07:47:11 AM »
After a long and perilous journey across space and time, The King in Yellow finally arrives. The villagers tell him of Puffed Siadin. "Nah mate, I think I'll be off".

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #94 on: August 17, 2019, 10:45:05 AM »
Deep in the woods, an old shack with wind chimes made of feather and bones. The oppressive heat helps to magnify a cloying stench.  Tarpaulin covering a hole in the ground flutters in a light breeze, offering a glimpse at the collection of unpaired footwear of varying sizes underneath. Inside the darkness of the shack, a figure known to you as Siadin lets out a death-rattle as he harvests drops of bile from one of his subjects. He can only keep them alive like this for so long and it will be soon time to find another.

Glebe

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #95 on: August 17, 2019, 06:42:48 PM »
PS dislikes crackers, but he really enjoys cheese on crackers. Even experts haven't figured that one out yet.

Glebe

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #96 on: August 18, 2019, 11:54:30 AM »
Having shunned the limelight he once danced in, these days Puffed Siadin prefers the discomfort of his Rhyl hovel, where he enjoys munching garlic bulbs whilst watching Albion Market on VHS.

Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #97 on: August 18, 2019, 05:07:09 PM »
He has always been comfortable in his own skin. He just prefers to be in other people's.

Glebe

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #98 on: August 19, 2019, 04:03:52 PM »
Puffed Siadin has bits of cheese popcorn wedged in his belly button for years.

Glebe

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #99 on: August 20, 2019, 02:24:25 PM »
Puffed Siadin is delighted to discover a DVD of noughties rom-com P.S. I Love You in a Tesco bargain bin. "It's like the film is telling me it is in love with me!" he explains to a dog in the car park.

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #100 on: August 20, 2019, 02:42:42 PM »
Puffed Siadin gets bored of daisy-chaining flowers and moves onto more gory heights.

Glebe

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #101 on: August 21, 2019, 12:57:07 PM »
P-Siad keeps herons inside a bucket down the garden.

Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #102 on: August 21, 2019, 07:00:06 PM »
P-Siad keeps herons inside a bucket down the garden.

It's a roomy bucket. He's not a monster.

Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #103 on: August 21, 2019, 07:01:40 PM »
At a recent evening of light entertainment in his honour, the obedient audience were consumed by their own drinks. Police consider the matter 'closed'.

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #104 on: August 21, 2019, 08:03:32 PM »
The compulsory skin donation programme now means that Puffed Siadin has outgrown Blenheim Palace.

Glebe

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Re: Puffed Siadin
« Reply #105 on: August 21, 2019, 09:34:38 PM »
PS thinks all gays should be "banned. From Wales, at least."