Anus Cop (NBC, 1975)

[BlodwynPig]

Glad to see who "diarrhoea devil" was revealed to be - what a surprise! - but you only could work it out in that pause-movie outro-intro where the farted score is Morse code for the characters name

[Sgt. Duckie]

Anyone remember the episode in which Charlton Heston guest starred as the president of the National Rectum Association?



edit: found it - "From My Cold Dead Anus". (s5)

Thankyou so much. Just came here to ask this very question.
Karma.

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May as well repost all the images, seeing as they arsing well disappeared...


     


     


     


     

[Ferris]

Is this still syndicated? I read somewhere the NBC re-broadcast deal with Paramount/Venture/Alibi ran out in 2017. Will probably turn up on Netflix if that's the case.

I'd love to give them a rewatch, I never got around to it.

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[Ferris]

Trivia 2 Director Lance Foist had a cameo, Hitchcock-style, in all 245 episodes apart from 1 (Series 5 Episode 19: Lone Anus). In all appearances, his bare arse can be seen in the background, e.g., on Malibu beach, in the cockpit of a Boeing as it taxis at O'Hare, during the autopsy scene in the pilot episode, through the flames in the episode "Burning Ring of Fire".

Is this true? Can any fans confirm?

[BlodwynPig]

Is this true? Can any fans confirm?

I am a fan and I confirm.

Can anyone confirm that re-runs of Anus Cop moved from their original 11:20pm slot on BBC2 to the mid-afternoon slot on BBC1 before children's TV (Scholefield and Crane eras)?

[Glebe]

It used to be on before Tom and Jerry, then the Six O Clock News with Nicholas Witchall.

[BlodwynPig]

It used to be on before Tom and Jerry, then the Six O Clock News with Nicholas Witchall.

A 45 minute show in a 30 minute show time - I guess they edited all those gapes and errant penii for this time slot.

[Ferris]

A 45 minute show in a 30 minute show time - I guess they edited all those gapes and errant penii for this time slot.

Glad I never saw one of these - no messing with the director's vision for me.

Every gape is valid. Every errant penii is artistically worthwhile.

[BlodwynPig]

You'll of course be well aware that "Errant Penii" was the name of the vicious bumming gang, whose leader Dick Spunky frustratingly eluded Anus Cop from Season 2 through 24.

[Ferris]

You'll of course be well aware that "Errant Penii" was the name of the vicious bumming gang, whose leader Dick Spunky frustratingly eluded Anus Cop from Season 2 through 24.

I remember Ezza P as well as anyone. What of it?

[BlodwynPig]

I remember Ezza P as well as anyone. What of it?

Did you get the sticker set in the Weetabix special editions?

[Ferris]

Did you get the sticker set in the Weetabix special editions?

Bit too young alas, not old enough for "weetabix".

Bought an AC signed cast photo from the 1978 season 2 shoot on eBay though. Must be on a box in my parents' attic somewhere..?

[BlodwynPig]

Bit too young alas, not old enough for "weetabix".

Bought an AC signed cast photo from the 1978 season 2 shoot on eBay though. Must be on a box in my parents' attic somewhere..?

You're sitting on a goldmine!

[Ferris]

Ferris Jr's college fund.

"Daddy daddy - how did we afford that second Ferrari?"

"It's the family Anus money, son"

[jobotic]

Glad to see who "diarrhoea devil" was revealed to be - what a surprise! - but you only could work it out in that pause-movie outro-intro where the farted score is Morse code for the characters name

Blatantly ripped off by Jed Mercurio for that last season of Line of Duty. Just because he removed all anal references did he think we wouldn't notice?

You all know what the AC in AC-12 stands for, right?

[BlodwynPig]

Blatantly ripped off by Jed Mercurio for that last season of Line of Duty. Just because he removed all anal references did he think we wouldn't notice?

You all know what the AC in AC-12 stands for, right?

Fucking hell...someone post this on twitter....the world will be alight with chatter!

[pancreas]

Guys! Look what I found!

[BlodwynPig]

Guys! Look what I found!

More importantly, where did you find it?

[pancreas]

British Heart Foundation

[BlodwynPig]

British Arse Foundation

figures

[Glebe]

Anyone remember that episode where Lt. Cobrowski is accused of looking at arses? Harrowing.

[Ferris]

Anyone remember that episode where Lt. Cobrowski is accused of looking at arses? Harrowing.

I don't think you could make that episode any more. Different time, of course.

[BlodwynPig]

I don't think you could make that episode any more. Different time, of course.

You'll remember it was revealed it was arses of statues (the episode was filmed entirely in an art museum) and he was given the all clear (whilst dangling from a very tall plinth after another epic chase scene with Anus Cop).

Anus: "I've got you now Cobrowski, give yourself up"

Cobrowski: "Anus, it was 'armless fun! All 'armless fun!"

Anus: "Wait! You mean...you were looking at the arses of the myriad statues scattered throughout this vast museum?!"

Cobrowski: "That's what I was telling you all along. The Venus de Milo is my favourite anus, but she's only alabaster"

Anus: "Give me your hand, buddy. Reach out to me.....No Cobrowski...Nooooooooooo!"

[Ferris]

Memories! Not seen that in years.

[BlodwynPig]

Memories! Not seen that in years.

got the blu ray that features "Gapes Gallery: Behind the scenes at the museum of anuses" as an extra.

[Epic Bisto]

Does the blu-ray include the uncut version of 2 Girls 1 Cop?  Even in its censored form, Gareth Hunt's performance as 'Polyp Schofeld' was definitely memorable.

[BlodwynPig]

Does the blu-ray include the uncut version of 2 Girls 1 Cop?  Even in its censored form, Gareth Hunt's performance as 'Polyp Schofeld' was definitely memorable.

Just a direct burn from the bootlegged VHS edit sadly. I don't think the original tapes exist after the "porn" pastiche became popular and the copyright holders got nervy about the disgusting association.

[Ferris]

Does the blu-ray include the uncut version of 2 Girls 1 Cop?  Even in its censored form, Gareth Hunt's performance as 'Polyp Schofeld' was definitely memorable.

No, it's considered mostly "lost" but I think a tarted up version of a fan's VHS recording has been released by the production company. Might be on the bluray

Edit: what Blodders said