Singer Balfie Bboe

[Absorb the anus burn]

I was wondering if anybody knows anything about the singer Balfie Bboe...?

I keep seeing his poster on underground stations. He appears to be doing some concerts with Michael Ball. This Bboe person also appears to have a small mountain range and a building growing out of his neck, the pain of which he is barely hiding behind a snarl.

[spamwangler]

he looks clowne, his name sounds clowne, he looks a bit like bean beanland, i think we know everything we need to know about this guy

Balifie Bboe
Bean  Beanland

hes the Vera Lynn of sod holocaust, not a scentence id have expected to type when i got up this morning.

just another one of bean beanland's pathetic sideprojects, nothing to see here, move on, thread closed

[BlodwynPig]

Ball Boe Baggins a ticket to that.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Balfie has the unnerving, shiftless grimace of a man who knows that what he's about to do is terribly wrong, but is also acutely aware that he's powerless to stop himself. Ball on the other hand looks like a chubby funster.

[BlodwynPig]

Ultimately they both end up alone in the hotel bar drinking warm shandies and regretting their earlier hand up skirt incidents.

[JoeyBananaduck]

What were they wearing skirts for?

[doppelkorn]

True fact: Ball was first to have his picture taken for that poster, wearing the suit you see in the image. Unfortunately, he's eaten a LOT of samosas that morning, and explosively shit himself just seconds after the shot was taken. To add shitty insult to what was already quite a revolting and liquid situation, he wasn't wearing underpants of any description. His contract with his agent forbids it.

The promoters had just bought the one suit, so Bboe had to put the shirt and jacket on while Bball cleaned himself up. The trousers were incinerated. Amusingly, Bboe decided to "Donald Duck" it, and left his lower half fully nude, hence his smile. The glint on the double-B logo is actually light reflecting off his silver pubes.