Which sports are gay?

[Mr Brightside]

Snooker? Blokes wearing waistcoats and bowties while they rub lengths of wood in their hands? Asking a gloved bloke to polish their balls? Getting a kiss on the red? Hmm. Seems gay to me.

What of cricket? Blokes rubbing spit into balls and then polishing their balls on their legs? Then other blokes driving balls to fine leg. Surely gay?

Tennis. Forty-Love. Love? Come again? Winning a game to love and then stuffing a banana in your mouth and washing it down with barley water?

What others? Is it simply the case that all sports are gay?

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Bumming can be quite gay, but I'm not sure if that's a sport so much as a game or puzzle.

[Bazooka]

Every sport except the Worlds Strongest Man.

[BlodwynPig]

Synchro-swimming. Well, I like to imagine it is just scissoring in water.

[doppelkorn]

Rugby is pretty gay. Each code tries to be gayer than the other. In 1995, union finally allowed "gay for pay", triggering a slow exodus of players from league.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Anything that requires physical exertion and doesn't involve nutting some fucker.

[Fishfinger]

Every sport except the Worlds Strongest Man.

And wrestling.

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The shot put is a highly gay entry in the sporting catalogue.

No sport is gayer than football though.

[Gulftastic]

Mens C 1 Rowing. Manliest and gayest of all sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqn0Y9qwzws

[Bhazor]

Tossing the cabbie

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Female Gay Yachting

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Football shorts are moulded in such a manner that their front and back sections intentionally clack together in a "Lego" way, so that in piling scenarios they are able to stack their crotches and backsides in perfect harmony.

It makes me feel thoroughly sick I tell you.

[thecuriousorange]

Women's football and Formula 1.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Every sport except the Worlds Strongest Man.

The only slightly negative thing I can say about Geoff Capes is that I'm almost certain I wouldn't want to go in the khazi after him.

[Lemming]

E-Sports are pretty gay. I used to play Counter Strike competitively (not in any official/impressive/profitable way, just for """fun""") and I developed something of a crush on one of the guys in my clan. In a less gay sport such as World's Strongest Man with a more hetero-normative and macho environment, this homo-eroticism would have been sufficiently quashed.

I think Darts is pretty un-gay, if you count it as a sport, which you shouldn't. Hockey is gay-friendly but not actually gay. Boules is gay.

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Boxing is recognised the world over as a gay dance routine.

When you apply to be a boxer they do a rigorous check of your being to ascertain that you are a minimum of 78% gay.

I knew two lads, one of them was 79% gay so could join the boxing club; his mate was only 77% gay and had to wait outside in the rain.  He was crushed by that, but works as a stonemason now so he is happy.

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Some sports have a 'Trojan Horse' gayocity, of course.  You can be happily playing rounders, for example, and KAPOW.  Suddenly it has become gay.

[pancreas]

diving because tom daley

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diving because tom daley

Ah, yes.  Tom Daley, He Does It Gayly.

I remember him.

[Ferris]

Chess

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Motor racing of course, although again that's more of a quiz than a sport.

[Dex Sawash]

Female Gay Yachting