Who's the current Employee of the Hour at the Pigwe 2 Jobsworth Center?

[Tikwid]

Why, none other than Hell Jhonnan-Borger, of course! In his tenure at the Jobsworth Center, Hell has Hell-ped (fnarr! fnarr!) thousands of humanoids in their search for a proper job (read that in a westcountry accent bitch), and is regarded as a valued and upstanding member of the clownemmunity. Reports indicate that, in his spare time, Hell has been working on a compilation of wank verse poetry, said to make Finnegan's Wake look like something from Jolly Phonics. Oh, what a shame that each worker must be disposed of at the end of their hour's tenure as big cheese. Bad luck, Hell! Hope you're able to escape the garbage chute before the contingency goblins come for your millet-ridden body!

[Glebe]

Have as much Karma as y'please, Tikwad. Although I must point out that young Snugwee is also a regular at the dole basement.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Looks like Assad climbed into Phil Mitchell's head.

[Glebe]

There's a free Weatherspoons pizza for the first 50 dole collectors of the morning. They're practically awarding people for being lazy now, cuh.