Author Topic: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.  (Read 9557 times)

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
The Just-Ice League

Annoying fuckers at the bar, takes a while to get used to them.

Barman: "yeah, I got that bit mate, it was the first part I missed. Sorry, it gets loud in here. What did you want, whiskey, gin?"
Some cunt dressed as The Flash: "No drink. Just ice."

They just sit there chewing it in the corner of the pub and of course because there's no spirit in it they don't technically have to pay.

And that's it.

I'm sorry.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2017, 12:27:34 PM »
The Just-Ice League

Annoying fuckers at the bar, takes a while to get used to them.

Barman: "yeah, I got that bit mate, it was the first part I missed. Sorry, it gets loud in here. What did you want, whiskey, gin?"
Some cunt dressed as The Flash: "No drink. Just ice."

They just sit there chewing it in the corner of the pub and of course because there's no spirit in it they don't technically have to pay.

And that's it.

I'm sorry.

https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/martyn-turner-1.3308598

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2017, 12:33:41 PM »
The Ham Genie



Will grant you 3 wishes, as long as they are related to cooked meats.

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2017, 12:38:14 PM »
https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/martyn-turner-1.3308598

Blimey, that's depressing. They wasted even more effort than I did, and what's worse, some talent too!

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2017, 12:38:40 PM »
The Ham Genie



Will grant you 3 wishes, as long as they are related to cooked meats.

Would probably run for 8 years on YouTube and get a spin-off TV show tbf.

Glebe

  • The Year of the Macaque.
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2017, 12:46:14 PM »
The Ham Genie

Masterchef's go downhill lately, I'll tell you that!

purlieu

  • Woo-hoo, Lord Nimon!
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2017, 01:18:48 PM »
A thread called "Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about."

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2017, 01:25:06 PM »
Consider this a one-stop fetid sub-basement.

BlodwynPig

  • Throwing two dogs at a goblin
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2017, 01:40:32 PM »
Hobo
Toad!
Minotaur

Consigned to the dustbin of my own personal history

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2017, 08:32:23 PM »
Poultry flavoured face wash vs Lizo Mzimba.

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2017, 08:39:53 PM »
No such thing as a thread idea that’s too shit

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2017, 08:44:51 PM »
Matter of fact "Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about"

Smeraldina Rima

  • A slug-ridden cabbage
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2017, 08:53:56 PM »
Who's on Greggs

Where you going?

Greggs the Bakers

I know he is but where are you going?

I'm going to Greggs the Bakers.

I know you're going to but where are you going to? I know that Gregg is the bakers since he cloned himself.

Blast off!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chairman Bodog

  • Constructed Lego Egg-O-Waffle Halo
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2017, 09:01:27 PM »
The Ham Genie



Will grant you 3 wishes, as long as they are related to cooked meats.

1. Always have the right amount of brockwurst whenever making a meaty transaction
2. All meat turns to money
3. Everytime i eat out I get rich

doppelkorn

  • I just can't stop thinkin about the film Space Jam
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2017, 09:34:53 PM »
A thread where it's just me singing the synth hook from Terrence Trent D'Arby's 1987 hit "Wishing Well".

spamwangler

  • fay bentos
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2017, 11:14:14 PM »
also known as H.S Art

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2017, 12:17:39 AM »
Thread in which we upload all the different kinds of farts we can make. Squeaky, rippled one, etc

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2017, 08:24:22 AM »
Thread in which we upload all the different kinds of farts we can make. Squeaky, rippled one, etc

There used to be an entire website that consisted of nothing but that. Two if it's main contributors operated under the names Colon Foul and Senor Explodo.

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2017, 12:39:51 PM »
Something grim about during a game of hide and seek, Prince George accidentally gets pushed into a 240 degree oven by a drunk Bants Harry who subsequently passes out. A servant has silently removed and disposed of Roast George and replaced him with an identical one, hiding impishly and counting to 10 behind the kitchen door before Wills and Kate have even bothered to come through and check out what the smell is. George the 7th? George the 7th one this year, more like.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2017, 02:06:06 PM »
A lot of people piss in the shower but how many people shit in the shower? They would have to stamp the shit down the plughole.

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2017, 02:16:58 PM »
FATHER CHRISTMAS IS EGGWE!!!!!!!!

doppelkorn

  • I just can't stop thinkin about the film Space Jam
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2017, 02:24:52 PM »
A lot of people piss in the shower but how many people shit in the shower? They would have to stamp the shit down the plughole.

I think Cerys has made a detailed post about this.

JoeyBananaduck

  • Blame It On Mom
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2017, 02:35:53 PM »
A lot of people piss in the shower but how many people shit in the shower? They would have to stamp the shit down the plughole.

Not a problem. With every thrust of your foot against the turd, imagine yourself listening to some rustic accordion music and wearing a funky hat. You are now an olde timey Bavarian folk dancer ensuring a good harvest next year.

Spoon of Ploff

  • visitors are welcome to Sheerness
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2017, 06:22:36 PM »
A fun things to do when yer trains are fucked... once the amusement at other peoples distress wears off and you join their ranks... on a friday afternoon/evening...

Bit too specific?

Sgt. Duckie

  • Wrapping her teeth around a fried egg sandwich.
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2017, 09:11:16 PM »
•Grant Mitchell's Magical Sweetcorns
•The Onion Jar that Talked
•Flagrant Toby Frogcock vs Ceredigian Council
•'Walrus Kitten 3: Motherbitch Wanks Again'
•Fliffpug


Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2017, 11:25:47 PM »
A lot of people piss in the shower but how many people shit in the shower? They would have to stamp the shit down the plughole.

itsfredtitmus

  • screwdriver lolly
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2017, 11:28:40 PM »
A lot of people piss in the shower but how many people shit in the shower? They would have to stamp the shit down the plughole.
there's a name for that

itsfredtitmus

  • screwdriver lolly
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2017, 11:29:48 PM »
"waffle stomp"

Chairman Bodog

  • Constructed Lego Egg-O-Waffle Halo
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2017, 01:48:12 AM »
Turtle Birthing

Spoon of Ploff

  • visitors are welcome to Sheerness
Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2017, 09:02:50 AM »
CAB as a sitcom  set in a coffee shop