Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.

[Prison Biscuits]

Guh ... too shit even for this thread. SHUT UP PRISON BISCUITS

[ToneLa]

Guh ... too shit even for this thread. SHUT UP PRISON BISCUITS

I'd post in that one!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

GRUNGE HILL

[ToneLa]

More like Clunge Hill, right, paedos?

[Replies From View]

The various times in history government officials got a bit of the flu.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Pretending to be John Inman when it's not really appropriate.

[ToneLa]

Which two Simpsons characters fucking hard is funniest

[Ray Travez]

I'm just going to dump this here, 'cos it's a reply to something I saw on twitter, but I don't think it's entirely appropriate for me to say it to a stranger on Twitter-


-If you're concerned because Michael Jackson is a paedo but you really like Thriller, don't worry. It was written by a songwriter called Rod Temperton anyway

-Rod Temperton used to rip the heads off live squirrels and fuck the neck-hole

[Ray Travez]

(a lawyer writes- Rod Temperton did no such thing)

[Dex Sawash]

People with names that fit into song lyrics like retired NBA player Zydrunas Ilgauskas (hakuna matata)

[the]

     


Looks more like Karl Malden

[the]

     


Stumped here lads

[Ferris]

     


Looks more like Karl Malden

Tekken has really aged

[Spoon of Ploff]

Carlton Potter's collection of baked potato skins.

'just feel the textures man, feel the textures...'

[Gregory Torso]

'Allo 'Allo reboot set in Saigon during the Vietnam war.

Blind Date but it's for necrophiles so it's just a bloke standing in a cemetery with Cilla Black choosing which plot he wants to dig up.

A disgraced oil rig gets a job in a post office.

"Get Clogged" with Ben Fogle.

[Gregory Torso]

"Going Full Arsehole" - a series of video tutorials presented by Ruth Madoc.

team building exercises that will result in the certain deaths of your co workers.

[canadagoose]

Cilla Blark

[Huxleys Babkins]

Cilla Bark.

"And here is your host... Miss Cilla Blaaaaaaack!"

"Woof"

[canadagoose]

Cillar Blork

Catchphrase: "Bjork"

[Ferris]

"Work With Björk!"

Gameshow in which we try and find members of the public who can correctly pronounce "Björk". Winner gets to go out with her for dinner (except I've fixed it such that I win - any other contestants who get close are mysteriously bumped off).

Pulled after 3 episodes have aired. I never get my date with Björk.

[Replies From View]

"Wörk With Björk!"

[Ferris]

An open goal. Pathetic.

This sort of thing is why she wasn't interested (in me, or the fraudulent telly show I was pitching to her under false pretences).

[Gregory Torso]

Cilla blacks up.

[canadagoose]

Wärtsilä Black, the 800kW diesel generator that hosted Blind Date one Wednesday. Kind of oily.

[Replies From View]

Polyester McCoy, seventh Doctor made out of polyester basically

[Ferris]

Gritty reboot of Blankety Blank

[Ferris]

Gameshows that Brian Blessed would ruin if he was on them

[Ferris]

"That list of 100 words for snow in full"

[Ferris]

Crab-Apples (And The Men Who Love Them)

[Ferris]

Turds 2.0