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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2017, 01:52:44 PM »
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pancreas

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2017, 03:20:48 PM »

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2017, 03:27:44 PM »
What does the h.s. stand for? High school?

pancreas

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2017, 03:43:42 PM »
What does the h.s. stand for? High school?

read it backwards

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2017, 06:25:20 PM »
Ah yes, now I see.

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2017, 09:27:26 PM »
It's also the title of a Swell Maps song.

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2017, 06:56:43 PM »
Subj: Derby WMC Crapfest 2017

Don't miss it. Word to the wise - the council has finally lifted the restrictions so Rusty Bob says the pile of shite is going to be 'absolutely fucking massive' this year.

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2017, 08:00:42 PM »
What do you type when you accidentally lean on your computer keyboard?

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2017, 08:20:55 AM »
Lets all wildly speculate about the fate of The Day Today's "I'm just worried about all these fit ups" guy.

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2017, 08:13:08 PM »
Plot ideas for the new Doctor WHO

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2017, 03:00:16 PM »
Just got share bikes in my town but we have no canals or other bodies of water to chuck the share bikes in. What should I do?

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2017, 04:49:12 PM »
Plot ideas for the new Doctor WHO

The Doctor buys a cake but the cherries are actually Cyberspores and when he does a poo a whole Cyberman comes out of his bum.

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2017, 07:53:32 PM »
Can't-Get-Things-Back-Into-Their-Original-Containers Carl

Can't-Get-Things-Back-Into-Their-Original-Containers Carl goes camping. When it's time to pack and leave, Can't-Get-Things-Back-Into-Their-Original-Containers Carl can't get his tent back into the tent bag. Or the pegs back in the tent peg bag. Or his cock and balls into his underpants.


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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2017, 08:52:10 AM »
Some sort of Unseen Carry-Ons thread beginning with something about Carry On Alone which was made during a union strike and features sole returning member Barbara Windsor morosely flicking her bean into a single locked-off camera for 85 minutes.

pancreas

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2017, 10:36:07 AM »
PEEEEEEENIS
PEEEEEEENIS
I want a peenis and I want one now.


Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2017, 08:27:43 PM »
"The name's Bum-bum"

"Willy Bum-bum"

doppelkorn

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2017, 09:04:38 PM »
Rotterdam Bollock Squad

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2017, 09:05:36 PM »
And evidently this shit. Had it in my head for two days now.

I thought I saw a man with orange hair.
He told jokes, his bowtie span, he wore green underwear.
He tried to touch me up down there.

You could have been that man with massive shoes.
You don't seem to know, seem to care, all you do is use.
You really gave my arse the blues.

There's nothing where it used to be
I've been rushed to A+E
That's what's going on
My ringpiece has torn
I'm a fucking mess
I'm covered in his spunk
Milked and wizened on the floor

He's gone back home to change
Into something clean
He's coming back and I can see the evil in his wig
Leave me here to die
My ringpiece has torn...

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2017, 10:57:04 AM »
TED FIGHTS

Danson vs Nugent!
Bovis vs Rogers!
Cruz vs Bundy!
Super vs Billand!

doppelkorn

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #50 on: December 14, 2017, 05:34:53 PM »
Tesco Finest Ripen-at-Home Dick Beavers

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #51 on: December 14, 2017, 05:57:02 PM »
CABers sing some of their fav songs while suffering from severe head colds...

Actually thats a bloody good idea.. too good for HSArt.

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #52 on: December 19, 2017, 04:01:24 AM »
Cryptic Crossword clues that don’t have an answer

Across
1 - ”A big mixup for the Vicar, we hear. Fixed by the weekend?” [1,7]
2 - ”A milliner returns; no chance of reprieve though!” [4,1,2,4]
3 - ”Grubbing for berries, or raining cats and dogs? A shocking scenario!” [7]

etc etc

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2017, 12:14:01 AM »
And evidently this shit. Had it in my head for two days now.

I thought I saw a man with orange hair.
He told jokes, his bowtie span, he wore green underwear.
He tried to touch me up down there.

You could have been that man with massive shoes.
You don't seem to know, seem to care, all you do is use.
You really gave my arse the blues.

There's nothing where it used to be
I've been rushed to A+E
That's what's going on
My ringpiece has torn
I'm a fucking mess
I'm covered in his spunk
Milked and wizened on the floor

He's gone back home to change
Into something clean
He's coming back and I can see the evil in his wig
Leave me here to die
My ringpiece has torn...

This is brilliant.

doppelkorn

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2018, 10:53:57 AM »
Thanks :)

Opened up this tragic thread to post a topical ditty. To the tune of Good King Wenceslas, and must be sang in a posh voice for the rhyme to work:

Captain Gloylot once licked out, ninety Shropshire Alans.
All their clothes lay round about, shredded by his talons.
They bumgasméd all at once, shatt'ring Gloylot's glasses.
His revenge was swift and just -- now they have no a-AAAA-rses.

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2018, 02:44:26 AM »
Just in time for orthodox xmas  ^

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2018, 04:02:16 AM »
Love that.

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2018, 04:28:45 AM »
CaB Cabs

CaB's Scabs



doppelkorn

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2018, 04:55:03 PM »
🎼 Sign your name across my bulb, I want you to own my peen-rod...

JoeyBananaduck

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2018, 11:26:46 AM »
Something with Jack Nance as a costumed vigilante who's trademark is kicking people in the bollocks.

"Herrrre's onnnne for your ol' haaaappy saaaack."