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doppelkorn

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« Reply #60 on: January 10, 2018, 09:41:22 PM »
A burlesque dancer called Tootsie Rebelz

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #61 on: January 10, 2018, 09:44:14 PM »
A review of all the Cambridge bus routes

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« Reply #62 on: January 10, 2018, 10:02:09 PM »
cowboys

Chairman Bodog

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #63 on: January 10, 2018, 10:22:01 PM »
What does your foreskin *really* look like?

pancreas

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #64 on: January 11, 2018, 12:39:34 AM »
A review of all the Cambridge bus routes

Oh, go on!

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #65 on: January 11, 2018, 08:31:29 AM »
The Borborygmos Files
Unexplained tummy-rumbles of the modern world

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2018, 10:32:45 AM »
"To forsk all others, as long as you both shall live"

That's all I've got, really

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2018, 10:46:37 AM »
Post a picture of the oldest leaf you can find.

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2018, 11:26:48 AM »
Wrt th mst intrstng wrk f fctn wtht sng ny vwls

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #69 on: January 15, 2018, 12:19:43 AM »
Asphixywank pantry recommendations

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #70 on: January 15, 2018, 12:21:40 AM »

Incontinence Aids; yes it could get worse

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2018, 03:36:03 PM »
Del M. Fellem, the helmet dwelling belmer from Pelham.

Bloke. Lives in a massive army hat. Makes faces at people, like.

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« Reply #73 on: January 19, 2018, 11:15:04 PM »
Oh, go on!

Here are some more that I didn't get around to doing on radio:

Citi 5 (the ones I did on radio were Citi stagecoach apart from the park and ride ones): Superman, cause it goes to the big Tescos Extra in Bar Hill which is like the Fortress of Solitude in some ways (big and out of the way and you can get deli pies and there is TWO cafes and a chip shop)

Citi 4: One of those guys from those Netflix original marvel serieses cause it takes ages to get anywhere (Cambourne) and is crap when you finally do

Citi 6: Goes to Oakington which is a crap village. So one of the crap heroes. Ant-man? Water man? Are those cliched examples of turdy superheroes I don't know

Park and Ride (Babraham Rd, Newmarket Rd, Milton, Trumpington, Madingley Rd): Spiderman. Cause he is Peter Park-N-Ride (credit to someone in the chatroom when I did the radio show for coming up with that, can't remember who)

A,B,U (Busway): I went on the busway a few days ago and it was a cunting revelation. Fuck me. We got siphoned into a little side road where the cars can't go and then it was suddenly all FUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME SPEEED BUS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH and then we were home. So it's one of the really fast ones I guess. The Flash? he's fast int he? Or maybe Willy Wonka from the Chocolate factory film. Cause of this bit, which reminds me of getting a bus down the guided busway apart from the cars that keep driving into it by mistake. I don't think Gene Wilder is a superhero but it's certainly food for thought.

OVER AND OUT

(disclainer: i don't know much about superhero comics and that, anyone feel free to chip in if they like)

pancreas

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #74 on: January 20, 2018, 12:57:50 PM »
The only buses in Cambridge I ever got were from the centre to the station and back. Then they're all the same flavour of woe. It's so good to find out that they have these other lives outside of my short dalliances with them.

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #75 on: February 10, 2018, 04:49:24 PM »
Roger Wood Sausages, now with 30% more euphemism



Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #76 on: February 10, 2018, 09:18:50 PM »
ABNORMAL HEARTBEAT

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #77 on: February 10, 2018, 09:20:11 PM »
Zombie Bus Drivers.

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« Reply #78 on: February 11, 2018, 01:21:35 PM »
ANGRY GLASWEGIAN WIND IN THE WILLOWS

Mole: Would you like another slice of cake, Toadie?
Toad: Up yer erse wi' yer glaikit cream cakes, Mole, y'hooare!

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #79 on: February 11, 2018, 01:56:51 PM »
where do you want to be, and what do you want to be doing, when you hear the news that the C.O.D has carked it?

Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #80 on: February 13, 2018, 05:32:22 PM »
Autistic Licence.

Journalist with social disorder makes up stories to further his career.

doppelkorn

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #81 on: April 18, 2018, 04:31:38 PM »
George Michael and Aretha Franklin's hit "Knew You Were Waiting" but the lyrics are all about singing out of your knob/fanny.

I've done about 30% of it in my head. You fill in the rest.

doppelkorn

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #82 on: April 18, 2018, 04:41:20 PM »
George Michael:

And now I'm singin' out my penis, yes I am
It sounds ace
My balls are jumpin' to the rythm
Scrotal bass, scrotal bass!

doppelkorn

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #83 on: April 18, 2018, 04:45:38 PM »
RIP George

Aretha: When your bell end sings deep, I get excited
George: When your beavre sings high, I'll never leave
Aretha: When your arsehole toots low, just try and stop me (no, no)
Both: My musical winky, my musical fanny 'n' me

doppelkorn

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #84 on: April 18, 2018, 04:46:27 PM »
It feels FUCKING INCREDIBLE to have to that out of my system. Those lyrics have been plaguing me since Sunday night.

Your gift from me

pancreas

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #85 on: April 18, 2018, 05:54:38 PM »
Don't you have work to be doing?

Spoon of Ploff

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« Reply #86 on: April 18, 2018, 06:52:43 PM »
An hour by hour account of my attempt to grow some chili plants. A photo montage every Saturday with something by Tycho as the sound track.




You have been warned.

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Re: Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.
« Reply #87 on: April 18, 2018, 08:19:31 PM »
What would happen if House of Fun by Madness was played to someone continually with updates on a day by day basis.

Day 79 - subject displays intense euphoria, is still doing the dance.

Day 103 - subject believes he is Suggs. Attempting to craft a rudimentary pork pie hat from discarded toilet paper.

Etc

doppelkorn

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« Reply #88 on: April 18, 2018, 08:37:16 PM »
Don't you have work to be doing?

I've done my ones!!

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« Reply #89 on: April 18, 2018, 08:39:28 PM »
Gary Magazine, keeps stuff in groups of like items somewhere