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Thread Ideas that are too shit to even make a thread in H.S. Art about.

Started by JoeyBananaduck, November 30, 2017, 11:58:27 AM

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dex

Mick the dog. Guy has enough of being a male human and all the obligations that go with it and decides to embrace the lifestyle of a dog.

dex



Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: dex on April 19, 2018, 06:45:03 PM
Mick the dog. Guy has enough of being a male human and all the obligations that go with it and decides to embrace the lifestyle of a dog.

Slippery Mick - slightly dodgy, always knows a guy who can sort you out.




Sebastian Cobb

You can sing 'aving a wank' to the tune of The Addams Family, but what other cut favourites can be appropriated for bodily functions?

doppelkorn

Hey Jude:

Na na na havin' a wee
Havin' a wee
Na naaaaaa

Big source of joy in my wife's life.

Spoon of Ploff

Try this new game that I've invented called "H.S. Artify General Bullshit."

step 1. pick an thread from the General BullShit
step 2. get the gist of whatever the heck its going on about... probably something about things that are happening now.
step 3. write an amusing H.S. Art take on the topic
step 4. on no account post that in the thread itself!!!
step 5. ah.... shit


Example: FREE TOMMY ROBINSON!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could have gone on the march, I would have tried to get everyone to sing the following:

"And please release Tony Robinson
"True Brits love him more than you can know
"Wo wo wo"

step 6. much mirth

I suppose it called also be called the "Where do Tags Go?" game.

doppelkorn

In the bee bible, when did bee Jesus get really cross?

When he threw the honey lenders (money lenders) out of the temple (hexagonal prayer structure part of the hive).

doppelkorn

In the simian bible, what did ape Jesus ride into Jerusalem on?

A monkey (donkey)

doppelkorn

In Jim Davidson presents the Bible, how long did Jesus go into the desert for?

Naughty days and naughty nights (forty days and forty nights) (to shag a British bird with big baps)

doppelkorn

In the Yogi Bear bible, where was Jesus (played by BooBoo) born?

A ranger! (As in park ranger)

Pdine

The unspoken regrets of Uncle Fester
Racist acrostics
Design a badge that only a cunt would wear

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Getting trapped inside a set of drawers in a squat and there is a mildewy smell in there that gets you in the back of your throat really badly.

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Somebody arching over you with all dust in their cleft; you know the kind.

And you're like this.  "Give it a rest," you say.


But they fucking well don't.

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Gravis Bollinger laid out on the ground like the arsehole at the end of The Fly II, and the tip of someone's penis is bleeding through from the floor below.

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Special new names for all the Transformers, such as Cock-to-mouth Prime.

Spoon of Ploff

A thread where you randomly post something you think is funny from an old pre- 2009 H.S. Art thread. Comments about how H.S. Arts has let itself go are acceptable.

Pingers


Gregory Torso

"Many Henry": Lenny Henry splits and divides through binary fission and sends his cellular clones into hundreds of Premier Inns across the UK where they hang on the walls like malevolent, tiny sprites, whispering things like "crucial" and "awooga" every time the WiFi cuts out or a guest is denied an extra duvet.

petril


Ferris

That Peter Kay routine in full

"Remember Sean Paul? What were all that about?!"

"Remember cantaloupes? What were all that about?!"

Etc

Ferris

The minutes from the 78th annual AGM of the International Brotherhood of Obscure Unions

"The Minehead Fraternity of Owl Perch Manufacturers And Other Avian Resting Places moves to censure the organizers for their lack of tuna sandwiches at the buffet"

"The UK Council For Tuna Can Opener Things That Come On Cans So's You Can Open Them seconds that motion"

"The Brotherhood (Now Accepting Ladies As Well) of Handsome Chaps moves to stay the motion on account of we've lost our hair gel and need everyone to help us look for it in the convention hall, it can't have got far"

Etc etc

Ferris

Areas of London that you've never heard of.

Chizzlethwick.
Babboonsey.
Peacock Gardens.
Flannelworth.
Crud.
Spotter's End.
New Ghee Road.
The Droppers.
Gutterham Corner.
Shart-in-the-Meadows.
Stabley Junction.
Craigslist.

Etc etc.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 17, 2018, 04:43:55 AM
Areas of London that you've never heard of.

Chizzlethwick.
Babboonsey.
Peacock Gardens.
Flannelworth.
Crud.
Spotter's End.
New Ghee Road.
The Droppers.
Gutterham Corner.
Shart-in-the-Meadows.
Stabley Junction.
Craigslist.

Etc etc.

BANNED FROM THREAD

Ferris