Where were you, what were you doing, and how did you feel when you heard...

[poo]

...that the Earth Anal Invasion (so-called "Clowne") had begun?

[Glebe]

I was working in a cafe in Truro. The barista came running in and yelled, "Glebe, Glebe, they have landed and they've got their stiff cocks out!" Twelve customers left immeadiately.

I felt rotten.

[Bazooka]

In Poundland in Melton Mowbray, buying cough sweets and vegetable oil, I thought I knew I had spent my money wisely.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Paperchase, doing a big shit, mildly aroused.

[Rizla]

I did exactly what they tell you not to do which was to look directly into juggy with my naked eye so of course I was everywhere, doing all things and feeling every possible thing, simultaneously

[vanilla.coffee]

Watford Gap services -
My Leaf had run out of amps and volts and I had just plugged it in to charge up.
Clowne arrived and I stood there in the rain like Withnail did when he told the farmer he'd come on holiday by mistake.

[pancreas]

I was doing what I always do: eating confit duck in the bath.

[Glebe]

And where was eveyone when you first heard about the Great Biffre Drought of '96?

[Huxleys Babkins]

Putting Mum out again. I saw Clowne as a blessing.

[Mr Eggs]

Halfords
Buying oil.

I just wanted a soft sissyfication not the hard sissyfication.

[popcorn]

I was the office. Felt it before I knew what was happening.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Rhyl dicing a pear for a motor neurone fellow.