Just do Pulp Fiction, shot by shot, but with Star Trek characters and settings.
"Check out the big brain on Worf"
"Say 'Wesley' again, mother fucker!"
"I'm the foot-fuckin'-Riker"
"Does it say 'Dead Horta Storage' outside my house?"
"Tasha Yar replicates shit fucking coffee"
"Q's dead, baby, Q's dead"
"What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-hittin' Cardassians, who'll go to work on Odo here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Hear me talkin' Changeling boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna git Romulan on your ass."