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[Steven]

"The defendant will be representing himself as he's eaten the defence.."

"You're raptoring the witness!"

"The defendant pleads: Hungry!"

[mothman]

I find Bryce Dallas Howard really annoying for some reason. That can work in her favour - like in Black Mirror - but knowing she's likely to NOT get eaten by a dinosaur in any of these films makes them hard going.

[Bhazor]

Would though.

[Custard]

Even after she's been eaten

[mothman]

Really? I find her rather bovine in aspect.

[Bhazor]

Bovine in a couple of ways, right? Phwoaarrr, ey? Phwoaaaarr! Know what I mean mate? Phwoarrrrrrrr, ey? 'ey?

[mothman]

OK, down boy.

[BlodwynPig]

I still can believe I've not seen any Jurassic Park film

[Custard]

Start with Jurassic Pork. Nothing like a sexy dinosaur

Maybe a sexy dinosaur could mate with sexy Bryce Dallas Howard, and create the ultimate sexy thing!

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Yes, out of all the Jurassic Park films I would start with Jurassic Park if I were you.

[Custard]

Not Jurassic Park, Jurassic PORK

It's the prequel. With anal. Preqanal

[Bhazor]

Speaking of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6jtOY71ltQ

[mothman]

Explain. What the hell did I just see?!

[up_the_hampipe]

Explain. What the hell did I just see?!

Erotica.

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A callous man hurling a baby T-Rex into the road.

[SteveDave]

Would though.

I imagine her lady area to look like the top of her dads head. Wispy ginger hair all combed over. Sometimes with a cap on/in it.

[Glebe]

A callous man hurling fifty digital orange and teal T-Rexs into the road.

[mothman]

I imagine her lady area to look like the top of her dads head. Wispy ginger hair all combed over. Sometimes with a cap on/in it.

A teal cap?

[idunnosomename]

Chris Pratt outrunning a pyroclastic flow, there.

So the volcano erupts and they run off the island, isn't that the end?

Don't need to see the film now (not that I would've done)

[mothman]

Chris Pratt outrunning a pyroclastic flow, there.

So the volcano erupts and they run off the island, isn't that the end?

Don't need to see the film now (not that I would've done)

I think I could actually posit an answer to that question, based on other information, but won't, for all those millions of pep[le who will go see it (and thus statistically quite likely including people who post here).

[purlieu]

Apparently there's a lot more to it than an exploding island.

The first ten seconds of this actually looks like a joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NooW_RbfdWI

Why

[Enid Coleslaw]

Did I see Toby Jones in there?

[Shit Good Nose]

Ah, they've remade Jurassic Park 2.

[mothman]

Told you so.

[Glebe]

It'll be a load of arse.

[Shit Good Nose]

Told you so.

So you did.  Totally missed that, despite having read the thread from the beginning.

[idunnosomename]

Look in the original movie the dinosaurs were threatening without being cartoon antagonists

This looks like fucking Snakes on a Plane bullshit

[monolith]

The first Jurassic Park is a fucking wonderful film as well, stonewall classic and anyone who says different hasn't watched it recently (or just has a different opinion than me, but probably just that they haven't watched it recently).

[Ferris]

"The defendant will be representing himself as he's eaten the defence.."

"You're raptoring the witness!"

"The defendant pleads: Hungry!"

"Extinction!"

"Overruled!"

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

"Extinction!"

"Overruled!"

I smell a tagline!