Channel 4- NOW

[Nearly Annually]

No, they pay me a ridiculous amount of money to do it for them.

You're right there...I've seen my accountant's house.

I should actually say mansion.

Ah but he has to live with countless jokes at his profession's expense, saying he's boring and that. You can rest assured that behind that portcullis he's weeping into his champagne.

[Captain Crunch]

Gah!  I meant the bra!  (Er, it's a present for my neice honest).

[sproggy]

So how many tits does a spider possess?

And do male spiders have nips?

[Lady Beaner]

You sure can tell its Friday on CaB today can't you? ;-)

[Adrian Brezhnev]

I have no idea how many jugs a spider has, but I doubt there is much calls for spiderbras.

Edited to say: Of course male spiders have nips, probably!

[Captain Crunch]

Now mothbras, pht, million-dollar industry there...

[Mr Flunchy]

Spiders having nipples would inevitably lead to spidermilk.  And that's a world of horror.

[Adrian Brezhnev]

Spiders From Mars[/i] album and"]Chev brakes are snarling as you stumble across the road
But the day breaks instead so you hurry home
Don't let the sun blast your shadow
Don't let the milk float ride your mind
They're so natural - religiously unkind

So that's that cleared up then.

[Nearly Annually]

Spiders having nipples would inevitably lead to spidermilk.  And that's a world of horror.

And a delicacy at Bill Bailey's local Chinese, I shouldn't wonder.

[Adrian Brezhnev]

Shall we give him a call and ask?

[imitationleather]

What's this?

Why, the 'I've nothing of worth to say' thread has regenerated!

[Nearly Annually]

I fear worse.

[Foo Manchew]

Why, the 'I've nothing of worth to say' thread has regenerated!

This does not sit well with my plans for global conquest.